Тексты песен «Judd, Cledus T.»

Wooo You know a man does have to eat him somethin' I love candy bars...eat 'em all the time My combo meal's are super-sized And I crave the stuff they put inside those dang Ding Dongs Mmmm My cholesterol is off the...

Ive got socks dryin' in the microwave hair on my back I dont plan to shave I got the house to myself while the wife's away I'll be rockin all night! I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew Lounge in my boxers like I...

Been dang near two years, since I've had a beer By gosh that's changin' tonight. Gonna start me a tab, call me a cab, Might even get in a fight. I ain't goin' hog wildin' forever, Gonna have myself a night, I can't...

I can smell the onions floating in the air. Must be something that you ate. I can't imagine how your mouth must taste. Forgive me if I turn away. The slightest whiff just brings me to my knees. I almost pass out in...

Cletus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to steal. He was in a bind, ten payments, and the bank re-poed his wheels. When he came acroos this old man sittin' at Jalopy's used car lot. Cletus jumped up on the...

I told you I'd leave some flares on In case you ever wanted to find my home You frowned and said "Well the dang law should arrest ya" This old house keeps falling apart So I went down to the local Wal-Mart And brought...

First Redneck On The Internet: Cledus T. Judd. Written by James Beavers, Steven Beavers and Barry Poole. ( Homesick Cowboy Music/Skronk Bonk Music.) From "Did I Shave My Back For This?", 1998, Razor & Tie. Well,...

"be vewwy quiet were hunting sumpting" Me and harold mufort where out doors men, Set in our back-woods ways. Both members of the huntin' club, both active in the N.R.A. "national redneck Association" We scoutted...

I was always a lazy one, a Southern Californian But I've some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line So this summer just for fun hopped in my Delorian And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time I thought that I would be...

I remember hearin' Leeann Rimes When she sang "Blue", it sounded like Patsy Cline And I love that group SheDaisy But don't they sound a lot like Destiny's Child Now Michael Bolton's on the Opry And they've turned me...

Verse 1: t'was the fight before christmas when all through the house no furniture left standin' no t. v. or couch or aquarium heck, they even knocked over my chia pet ma maw was flung across the room by her hair by her...

Well after my show thought I'd have a little fun, hopped on a horse, Lordy sure could run, well I got a butt kickin' when the police finally caught me, not a moment too soon Tim Mcgraw jumped in, did his best Jackie...

There's a big ol' line down at the Ticketmaster I admit it, it's a sight I love to see A few of them look like they need a shower But they're holdin' signs that say "I Love Cledus T." If it wasn't for them, I'd be right...

Come on you no good worthless piece of foreign... (BEEP) Wait till I get me a royalty check I'm gonna buy me an American made car Piece of junk People always shout obscenities When I stall in their lane They're all...

I was just out of the rehab rolling through the neighborhood When I came across this homeboy Said he'd fix me up real good He led me down an alley And right through a chain link fence I had a hundred dollars I could...

Lets get jiggy with it My front won't crank, I owe the bank I wanna pay'em back, right now I can't My record went gold half a million sold My wallet was fat, ?but I spent all that? (all that) Just when I bought things...

She cooks with lard Loves hot food bars A quart of sweet tea And fried pork skin Can't get enough Eats till shes stuffed Goes to the bath room And then she comes back again She thinks she looks just like Maddona When...

Sadie, pull this car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal. Well, we went down to the Grundy County auction The sign said no tobaccer where we sat My wife told me that I should spit with caution Or else we'll all wind up...

Go to sleep little baby Before the boogie man gets you... And when you awake we'll pat a little cake And ride the pretty little pony Shhh...hahaha...it's okay You so cute, you little woogie woogie woogie woogie Was it...