Тексты песен «Kevin Bloody Wilson»

Hey Santa claus you cunt! Where's me fucking bike? I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like. I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me...

You see it on the telly, all the shows about police, "Yeah real life stuff with blood and guts that show it like it is"' The poms have got the Sweeney, "The yanks starsky and hutch", But we're Australian super cops they...

(Chorus) Ho ho fucking ho, What a crock o' shit, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. I'm...

She said thank you for the brand new super duper dildo super duper dildo you say that its the biggest one they had super duper dildo well im PMT and if thats meant for me then theres been a change of plans so bend over...

No need to tell me I can tell it's all over I can see that our love's on the rocks I've known for some time That the passion was dying Since the handjobs and the headjobs had stopped And fucking? Fucking forget it May...

Good morning operator, I'd like to make a call, could I have 4 double seven 3 1 zero 4 I'm sorry sir I missed that, could you repeat just what you said FOUR double seven thwee one zero four did you get it then? Could...

Verse School holidays were draggin' on He was gettin' really bored And his Mum had started poppin' pills She was climbin' up the walls So when he asked her could he go across The buildin' site and play She just popped...

Robbo was me knock about mate and a funny bastard too, There weren't a thing that I don't reckon Robbo couldn't do, He'd pull on near on anything he could to make a quid, But let me tell you 'bout the funniest thing I...

A cricketin' legend all Australian boy, A real bloke's bloke and we all loved him for it, But he's got a zipper problem and it's affectin' his game, So Warnie put your wanger away. Warnie, put your wanger away,...