Тексты песен «Kinky Friedman»


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Kinky Friedman - Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver

(kinky friedman & panama red) She climbed the stairs that mornin' Found him rather pale His eyes they were the color Of half-drunk ginger ale. Faithful as a magnavox Hung-up on a song She cried down to the breakfast...

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Kinky Friedman - The Ballad Of Charles Whitman

He was sitting up there for more than an hour Way up there on the Texas Tower Shooting from the twenty-seventh floor, yahoo He didn't choke or slash or slit them Not our Charles Joseph Whitman He won't be an architect...

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Kinky Friedman - The Ballad Of Ira Hayes

(peter lafarge) Gather round me people and a story I will tell aabout a brave young indian lad, you should remember well, From a tribe of pima indians, a proud and peaceful band Who farmed the phoenix valley out in...

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Kinky Friedman - The Boogie Man

(kinky friedman, panama red) Well, the boogie man Gonna get you and Snatch you up and whip you off to boogie land. If you don't watch out He'll make you scream and shout, He the boogie man. He the boogie man. He gonna...

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Kinky Friedman - The Gospel Accordin' To John

(kinky friedman, roger friedman) He was just an old-time preacher on the ol' time radio But they never learn to listen till they lived enough to know. I used to walk out on that porch when mama'd turn the durn thing on...

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Kinky Friedman - The Take - It - Easy Trailer Park

(kinky friedman, van dyke parks) An l.a. coke-dealer, a georgia faith-healer A boy scout and a junked-out joan of arc And they've all come together through life's stormy weather To the take-it-easy trailer park. And...

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Kinky Friedman - The Tramp On The Street

(grady cole & hazel cole, kinky friedman) Only a tramp was lazarus' sad fate He who lay down by the rich man' s gate. He begged for some crumbs from the rich man to eat, He was only a tramp found dead on the street...

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Kinky Friedman - They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore

(kinky friedman) Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin' lone star beer Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear. aathey oughta send you back to russia, boy, or new york city one You...

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Kinky Friedman - Top Ten Commandments

(kinky friedman) Walking on the ragged streets of time A man is asking if there is a dime Someone can spare. No one pays him any mind, But surely someone sees him there a-crying When no one's there. And the washed out...

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Kinky Friedman - Twinkle

(kinky friedman) Oh, I didn't write this song for fortunes made of money, I only came along just to sing it to you, honey. I've dreamed around the bend, I've looked behind the sky, I've seen the rainbow's end in the...

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Kinky Friedman - Twirl

(kinky friedman) Just a small-town girl Till you learned to twirl Then you set the world on fire Like a drive-in cinderella In a chevy named desire So leave your teddy-bear At the county fair, Honey, hollywood's on the...

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Kinky Friedman - Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother

(ray wylie hubbard) He was born in oklahoma His wife's name is betty jo thelma liz. He's not responsible for what he's doing; His mother made him what he is. And it's up against the wall redneck mother Mother who has...

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Kinky Friedman - Wabash Cannonball

(alvin pleasant carter) Oh, from the great atlantic ocean to the wide pacific shore, From the green ol' glowing mountains to the hills of labrador She's long and tall and handsome, she's known quite well by all, She's...

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Kinky Friedman - Waitret, Please, Waitret

(kinky friedman, major boles, roscoe west) Well, I pulled into dallat on a cold december day Bought coffee and a doughnut at the greasy spoon cafa, Spied me a pretty young waitret standing by her tray, But she couldn't...

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Kinky Friedman - We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To You

(kinky friedman, rick goldberg, j. maizel) While traveling through the lone star state I lost my lunch before I ate, It happened in a pull-ahead cafa. yahoo! I felt my bones begin to crunch I saw my name on the...

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Kinky Friedman - Western Union Wire

(kinky friedman) From a cheap hotel in dallas On a cold december day A telegram was traveling on it's way Like a sad old song from somewhere In the distance of a dream Flashing aacross the darkness On the telegraph...

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Kinky Friedman - Wheels

(chris hillman, gram parsons) We've all got wheels to take ourselves away, We've got telephones to say what we can't say. We get higher and higher every day, Come on wheels, take this boy away. We're not afraid to...

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Kinky Friedman - When The Lord Closes The Door

(kinky friedman & jeff shelby) When I find myself alone in my house and in my head And I blow the candles out and I take myself to bed And I'm old enough to realize, ah, young enough to know When the lord closes the...

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Kinky Friedman - When The Lord Closes The Door (He Opens A Little Window)

(Kinky Friedman & Jeff Shelby) When I find myself alone in my house and in my head And I blow the candles out and I take myself to bed And I'm old enough to realize, ah, young enough to know When the Lord closes the...

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Kinky Friedman - Why Do You Bob Your Nose, Girl

(kinky friedman) Why do you bob your nose, girls, it does not look so nice, If it' s just to keep in fashion, it's not the lord's advice. Well, you mangle mother nature and brave the lord's command You care about your...