Тексты песен «Lancashire Hotpots»
Lancashire Hotpots - Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale, Stout
I Went down the local pub the other night A pint of mild there in me sight Up approached a southern geezer he Said "Have a Bacardi Breezer" I said I hope your joking son that's not right Singing Bitter, Lager, Cider,...
Lancashire Hotpots - Chippy Tea
Well it's the end of the working week and I'm rushing back home quick I'm starving I'm fair klempt tha knows I could eat a butter brick I need stodgy food without the fuss Then wife gives me a plate of cous cous I said...
Lancashire Hotpots - Dolby 5.1
Well I've always been the first round here To have the latest gadgets and the bestest gear Me tele were the biggest of them all But the bloke who lived next door to me He went and won the lottery He got five numbers...
Lancashire Hotpots - Ebay 'eck
Deidre were the name of my first wife And she really were the true love of my life But she ran off with me best mate Jim and I really do miss him 'cos we used go crown green bowling Tuesday night Around the house I...
Lancashire Hotpots - He's Turned Emo
My mate Jeff I've known him for years He loves his Madonna and his Britney Spears But then one day I noticed a change We went all moody and he didn't look the same His eyes looked black I said have you got a shiner?...
Lancashire Hotpots - I Met A Girl On Myspace
Oh I got myself a myspace page It really is the best I logged into it the tother day It said new friend request It were from a lass in lancashire her page had loads of hits I saw the pictures in her profile and she...
Lancashire Hotpots - Sat Nav
Every since I got behind the wheel The sensation that I always feel When for searching for ale Or that next meal And driving mile on mile It's into gear and away we go It's not too fast and a not too slow I'm trying to...
Lancashire Hotpots - Shopmobility Scooter
In 2004 I read a letter in the star It were about a german market in the town They were sellin fancy cheese an meet, an continentil wine An the author of the letter had to frown Cause where's he gonna park Where's he...
Lancashire Hotpots - The Firewall Song
Oh eye I know broadbands cheap but you're cheaper Listen to this You were up all night on t'internet downloading naughty films but theres one vital thing you didn't do A momentary lapse in concentrations left a gap now...
Lancashire Hotpots - This Lancashire Town
I bloomin' love Lancashire me I were born here, I were raised here And I thought I were gonna die here That's until work come to me and said We got a new plant down south your gonna have to move down there for work To...