Тексты песен «Lard»

Six, six, six, Dunkin' Donuts A twenty inch veggie pizza from Gumby's Extra jalapenos on the side And a case of Asahi Dry I wish to speak with Timothy Leary Lemmy, jello, and Ice Cube Too Cartoon of Lucky's with...

(Jeff Ward/Jello Biafra) Here today, gone tomorrow Don't need my self remembered But what I help create and leave behind Is important to me To dent the comfortably numb With constructive satire Make my life one big...

Don't ask me why But I was walking down the streets Of Fairfax, California And I saw this flyer hangin' On a telephone pole, and it said CAN GOD FILL TEETH? For a $10 "donation" You could see silver fillings turn To...

Sheets off Flashlight in your eyes FREEZE! Guns in your gut Strip down Body search Cough up Or stomach pump To fight the war on drugs You must give up your rights You blink, you die I hate you more than my job...

Disconnected, dysfunctional Soulmates with nobody else Sing a song for the New Ice Age Greed has made us lonely Faith, Hope and Treachery Faith, Hope and Treachery Faith, Hope and Treachery Faith, Hope...

A fork is a cold shiny tool To pierce, tear and ingest Whoever has the fork in hand Controls the meal of its choice We're told the first few punctures They're for our own good Better carved up in pieces Than blown up in...

I went to Blockhead Video To rent a tape of people makin' love Couldn't find no love in here It's a family store, see here! Settled for Faces Of Death But they'd rented it to some kid I'm tired of the same old gore Kick...

You never know When it says you gotta go Hellfudge To them cheap motels down in Baton Rouge Hellfudge Roll down the window of the limousine Hellfudge I'll pay you 15 bucks if you perform for me (No more)...

I am your clock I am your religion I am your shotgun mechanical bride nothing is done without my approval I own you I decide how long you sleep And how much rest You are ever allowed I decide what you desire I deny...

I wanna be a drug-sniffing dog So I can snort coke all day long Bite my master when it suits me Get off on diminished capacity I wanna be a customs man Snoop through your stuff 'cause I can Sneaky peaky pry through your...

Lotta good that P.H.D. did me Stuck... grocery store security Cigar store Indian Fake badge authority Nothing ever happens here Hark! Camera, aisle 5 Dude with hair sprayed on Pocketing razors Pantyhose... why not? Can...

Hair by mail Tit jobs for teens Go broke appearing rich Searching for rosebud in the fire Pop stars fingers in the fans The therapist you wish you had Crucifix or lubricant Government by fad! CHORUS Maate! Spawn! and...

Spiral down the path Of least resistance Down a chute to a bed of nails That becomes a trampoline Bouncing lost souls Emperor Ludwig is with us From extreme to extreme So is Doctor T...

God's sounded the alarm Dare not push the snooze button Your favourite metalhead and mine Child-molesting freak Used Seven Seals to scare his flock So he could sin Defiled young girls beneath Posters of Megadeth But...

Red alert from the Dairy Queen To Vatican from Panama City Yeh...yeh... Calling Pope John Paul, ole buddy, ole pl Hey-lemme crash at your place for a while Yeh...yeh... I know I've shot your priests full of holes But...

Snake on a dune Sand so moist and cool Crawls up to a ledge To survey the valley below Slither into town In the velvet Elvis night Spiralling remains Of a garden of delights The builders are all gone Their monuments...

Sylvestre Matuschka Sylvestre Matuschka One more Buried nugget Of the dark history Of the darkest side of man Austria, 1931 Hungarian hero-World War I Businessman Family man "Idealist? Or just plain mad?" To him,...

Lard You can see it In the clouds up in the sky Lard Floats by in clusters In our water supply Lard It's all of us, man In our pores and in our hair Lard What we conceal In those corny clothes we wear Lard is...

(Napoleon Bonaparte) Same lyrics as the old '60s tune. Just weirder...

Lay me down on a griddle of sweat Lay me down, it's been a long day Time to unwind, time to relax Let the tension flow away My body's weary and full of holes Hollow jets in my fingers and toes Too tired to masturbate...