Тексты песен «Larry The Cable Guy»

nobody likes a redneck until their car breaks down then everybody likes a redneck well i like me a redneck santy clause redneck santy clause has his slay on lifts drinks old milwaukee an likes grits and tits redneck...

Good lord my dads a ginacolagist and he cant drive no more he got tunnle vision thats funny that aint very christmasy but thats funny. Santy Claus, Santy Claus up in the air deliverin all kinds of goodies to kids...

this is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa. Many years ago in hepsaba a child was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he was a very speciel child for he was concived in a foghat concert in the thrid row during...

she has the most wonderful ass i have seen its firm and its round and its lean and its mean too bad shes 14 but we have all been to the mall so u know what i...

Blue Balls Blue balls Its dollar night at the titty-club See Them Dance On My Pants Soon it will be Bathroom...

These are famous Christmas Carols I know it aint Christmas but i'm goin to do these Christmas carols these is good american patriotic christmas carols and god bless america and thanks for comin so: Get a job you bum...

I was talking in my sleep, she said Taking pictures making faces Gone lost and incomplete Walking quiet down the street, wasted Searching far and finding nothing But graves of living meat So where is the joy in living...