Тексты песен «Lawnmower Deth»

My boss at work, Is such a twat, He wants to spank my bottom, With a cricket bat. He says he'll use, A Gunn and Moore, And spank my bottom 'till, It's really sore. Ooh he spanks me more and more, 'Till my bottom bleeds...

Lookin' out a dirty old window Watchin' all the cars in the city go rushing by I sit here alone And i wonder why. Friday night and evryone's moving. I can feel the heat but it's soothing Heading down. I search for the...

Pointy Pyramids Tornado planes War ensemble Jesus saves, Sensationalism Video stars just for a cheap buck you pushed too...

When King Arthur sat down, On the river bank, He had a mighty vision, It really was quite wank. Lancer with your zancer Oi, Arthur, Come over here, Take thi sword, Now fuck off. Now so off he went, Back to see his one...

I hate comics, they suck the big one, I long for the day when marvel is long gone, Comics are for pre-pubescent moronic slime Who've got nothing better to do with their time, The one I most hate is Superman, An...

Big Green Hungry Mean Maim mower, maim Inyour garden on your lawn, With your mower, Bobbing along doing jobs, Thinking life's just fine, Youbend down, the mower frowns, You wonder why you bother, You bend down, the...

Sunrise, wrong side of another day, Sky high and six thousand miles away, Don't know how long I've been awake, Wound up in an amazing state, Can't get enough, And you know it's righteous stuff, Goes up like prices at...

She was just seventeen If you know what I mean When she appeared unclean In a gentlemen's magazine, I was at the barbers shop Getting my hair cut Picked up amateur photographer Just for a quick look, There on the pages...

Purple haze all in my brain Lately things just don't seem the same Actin' funny, but I don't know why 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky Purple Haze all around Don't know if I'm comin' up or down Am I happy or in misery?...

A four core cable with a copper screen It a makes me melt A like a warm ice cream A three pin plug with a negative earth Watch me swell to an amazing girth Watch me swell to an amazing girth, Red one Green one It...

Don't talk to me about your scene, And that anarcho ideas are more than dreams, You've got a board and a baseball hat, Don't fill me with your right on crap. So you've got a board - Rad Dude, And youlisten to sod - Rad...

Bring back denim With lovely patches on And stupid girly bonnets And Donny Osmond, Do you really know What I'd like to twat Are those seventies glam bands With haircuts so crap, You think you had attitude Did you think...

Big and fat and bouncy, Rectangle on the floor, You bounce and bouncer, 'Till you can't take anymore, You'll bounce for ever, you try and look so mean, You'll wish you'd never been on Satan's Trampoline. How he's gone...

Enter the church, See the death, Hear the lawnmower, On Satan's breath. CHORUS: Enter the church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower Rape the virgin, Blades destroy the cross, Blood, gore and carnage, The lawnmower mosh. Enter...

Enter the church, See the death, Hear the lawnmower, On Satan's breath. CHORUS: Enter the church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower Rape the virgin, Blades destroy the cross, Blood, gore and carnage, The lawnmower mosh. Enter...

Enter the church, See the death, Hear the lawnmower, On Satan's breath. CHORUS: Enter the church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower Rape the virgin, Blades destroy the cross, Blood, gore and carnage, The lawnmower mosh. Enter...

General defarmatory remarks about Satan, people I don't like, and egg and cress sandwiches, none of which make the blindest bit of difference, 'cos you can't understand a bloody word of it...

All year long we get a rough deal, Chewing at grass, enslaved in fields, Mowers in jumpers we're destined to be Slaughtered and turned into Big Mac of Wimpey. Baaaa Lrry Lamb is God, Bugger off, Ariba, ariba, Ie ou,...

Oooh yeah C'mon Wolf child, Cavernous An opening expanse Circle it With a macabre dance Ridicule That troubled furrow Wipe away Those tears of sorrow Sorrow So dark So scared Sorrow, Oooh yeah C'mon Wolf...

Pointy teeth as sharp as blades, Ray Reardon haircut fallen from grace, Pointy sticks - they make him mad, 'Cos Dracula was our Ray's dad. Spook, Pery, Snooker Hall Crowley once challenged Ray to a game Losing your soul...