Тексты песен «Left Rights»

Look, what I got to say is in my ass. When the camera is invented - that would be the day. That I decided to take pictures of my doodie. here it's how it goes gonna be a somebody that is not us it's gonna be a...

When you're feelin down or feelin blue Im gonna let you know just what you should do Kill all your friends at school Thats just what you should do Then when everybody's on the ground Get some gasoline and set fire to...

I fart through my ass, I fart through my ass, I f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fart through my ass, I poo through my ass, (you what?) I poo through my ass, (get lost) I p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-poo through my ass, Haven't we...

Station wagons are my fav or ite things 'cuz they're made of wood paneling paneling wood paneling wood paneling paneling Station wagons are my fav or ite things 'cuz they're made of wood paneling paneling wood paneling...

There ain't no f..cking go preparation For what I consider my stupid obligation Bring your ass, look around for probation. I'm gonna give you a f..cking education! Super suburb chick I'ma roll up on your house And when...

Shit! I wanna take a shit Everybody wanna take a shit. (come on, come on!) Shit! I wanna take a shit Everybody wanna take a shit. (come on, come on!) Shit! I wanna take a shit Everybody wanna take a shit.

(spoken) Hello My name is The Man With The Mustache And if we ever met before I'm sure I will see you soon And I know you've probably been curious and scared This has awoken feelings inside of your loins and private...

discrimination across the nation about.... FRIENDS! I might be a puppy dog I might be a glitter frog I might be a big fat hog But I'm not a weirdo No, I'm not a weirdo (x2) I might have a giant head I might wanna fuck...

We will we will never die It should come as no surprise We will always multiply Never ever be denied You know I never rock You know I never roll And just like Janet Jackson I'll be losing all control You know I never...

(And now, shall we dispense with the indiscretions towards raping tonight. I'm looking for the shit-bird dick-fuck, and he in your house) Yo, I got something to shut you the f..ck up You ain't no operator So (Who the...

And this is what she said to me: Examine your zipper, oh pretty darn quick, before girls see Examine your zipper, oh pretty darn quick, before girls see Examine your zipper, much much quicker, before you get thicker...

Because I like it like that I come from a world where there ain't nothin' like that Come from a world of depress, where there ain't no farts I come from a world where takin' a shit is a luxury This is a world you wish...