Тексты песен «Lemon Demon»

Travel back in time with me... 200,000,000 B.C. What's your name, and what do you play? My name's Neil and I don't play anything. What fun should we have today? Shook my Magic 8-Ball, and it said: Let's rock out in a...

If you are not busy right now, close your eyes and spin in your chair. Everything's moving when you stop and look out. It won't stay still no matter where you stare, oh. This is hardly my cup of tea. It could be a...

the king of Mars perfects his commentary skills I'm a gold plated man monkey full of dollar bills if you're happier, dial 1 now don't be fooled by gravity, and don't be like the sun something went wrong, I hate this...

Once upon time on the Internet there was a guy a very deepy flawed man they called him Eric Bauman he was a total asshole and nobody knows why he traveled all around on the pulse of each phenomenon from Something Awful...

I'm gonna find another place to be I had to make a choice or two one or two choices based in chemistry I once or twice considered you I'm gonna leave you here I'm gonna leave you here consider this our kiss goodbye...

The closer that you look, it seems the less that you will see. You will see. Meltdown is an eventuality. You...

every night, I try to go to sleep I never make it, because I always see a fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes a fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes sometimes it hovers a couple feet above my bed other times I...

One. Two. Three. Four?? Today has a way of scarring your eyes with negative light, but it's a disguise. I put on my shades and see through the lies. The convenient truth is: Light is on the way. We'll be having a fun...

Nature's hot burning parasite I'll be hoping for rain tonight Maybe time will extinguish me but no one knows where this time may be Spontaneous combustion of the soul Love, pain, and such emotions are the coal Smoke,...

I love when opportunity knocks. It rocks the stripes right outta my socks. I love the world and everything else... the trampolines and jingling bells. I'd love to say there's not a thing I detest. I'd love to tie a...

my very existence makes you chew up pencils my very existence makes you cringe one would think that after so much hurt and pain an ordinary human would unhinge detnaw ton ma I nehw wonk I, efil ruoy yojne, nuf evah,...

Good morning, people of humbler times! My associates and I, we come to you from the future. That's right, we come from the future and we have many stories to tell. Stories of war, stories of science, oh yes, things that...

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Nobody's cool as we, nor quite as esoterically far out. We're so far out it's creepy. I don't think they'll ever get the groovy standards that we set for love, but they're not smart like we be. They have no roses...

Go to Hollywood, for the common good. Go and pack your bags, like you know you should. Go to California, but let me warn ya. The people there often times will scorn ya. Pull out your teeth. See what's underneath. Put...

Gonna dig up Alec Guinness. Gonna harvest Obi-Wan. Gonna put his body on display with his Jedi costume on. Gonna go down to the highway. Gonna build myself a sign. Gonna advertise to everyone, tell 'em where to form...

in the middle of the summer when it's cold, and the Earth is made of gold 90 minutes pass and so do all the lights in the middle of the fall, you can hear them call for you for 90 days and 90 nights it's a recipe for...

well, I thought I'd write a little song so I wrote a little song then I tried to write some lyrics but I didn't last too long so I figured, why not sing about me trying to write a song and stuff and I decided to keep on...

NEIL: Hey you, sit down and listen Don't be flippant and don't be dismissin' Think you're a Flash encyclopedia? Eating breathing Macromedia Think you're cool sayin' "All Your Base"? Get that Xiao Xiao outta my...

It was a Friday. I saw a movie, but it wasn't very long, so I snuck into another one. Employees caught me. They threw me out into the mall. All in all, it was pretty fun. But then it happened: I bumped into a random...