Тексты песен «Les Claypool»

Lonely, lonely boy they called him Lucy, Mama's little man, And she calls him Hendershot, his mam called him Hendershot. Be seen and not be heard, they told him, he grew into a big man they Call Hendershot. They always...

He came to conquer what he could, but he held back 'Cause his tongue was tired and shy. So he laid the money down and he drank up, put the sparkle in his eye. Sittin' down you saw his paunch, so he stood up, And he...

Pick a name, pick a place, chances are I've had the means to be there. Pick a date, pick a time, I got it from a friend of mine, the ability to Socialize. Holy Mackerel Once when I was young, I troubled over...

I got me an Iowan gal You should see my Iowan Gal. I got me an Iowan gal. You may try to win her, but you never will pal, my purebred, cornfed Iowan gal. I got me an Iowan gal. She's pretty as a picture, happy as a...

Propped up, dropped out, rest up right Probably shouldn't try and leave town tonight I've got a dollar bill, you've got a fire It's damn good to be alive Look up, look out, look in and see I do believe there's...

Long in the tooth Long in the tooth I'm lookin' round the corner And I'm long in the tooth Waiter, hey check please In the corner booth I'm feelin' rather long in the tooth Time is a loser, boozer, schnoozer He carried...

It's been so long Since we've talked about things Should'a took time to reconnoiter Lust stings Nobody likes me Everybody hates me I'm gonna eat me some worms I'm gonna eat me some worms I got the herpes on my...

You may see horses try to fly A dog with periwinkle eyes But peppered earth with chucks of sky Now there's a sight we're seeing When sot gets moist with dewy flow The fungus spores they start to show And if you're...

Nothing ventured nothing gained his old time dentures were pitted and coffee stained he drove a milk truck for an outfit called "dairy time" tilled the cobwebs and filled with love in his mind something borrowed...

The bowels gurgle a bit more these days it seems And he thinks more about the way he saunters 'round The posture of his father is not his chosen destination But though his head remains in the same proximity His chin...

Ol' Silk Johnson, cruisin up mighty fine Got a brand new cadillac. Buddy comrad Smith, rollin down the line Got a last year's cadillac. Johnson said hey smitty boy, what ya thinkin' of my spankin hot cadillac? Smith...

Intro The Phantom Patriot (Repeat) Verse 1 Creeping ever creepy Like a fox in the night Turning wrongs into right He boldly works alone With a crossbow on his shoulder And a saber at his side His brand is guns and...

If you didn't care what happened to me And I Didn't care for you We would zig zag our way Through the boredom and pain occasionally glancing Up through the rain Wondering which of the buggers To blame And watching for...

There are stories of pleasure, there are stories of pain But the gods torment me with slabs of rain It started on a Thursday and went a double fortnight And Junior read Stern by the pilot light He ate more cheese than...

Damn that's some shitty wine It tastes like buttery beaver brine But if you fill my glass another time I'm sure it'll begin to taste just fine I'm sure it'll taste just fine Damn that's some chewy beef Gristled gum...

A purple onion... Purple Onion... Purple onion everybody laugh now Purple onion everybody cry Purple onion lookin' down at B.O.B. When he crashed his motorcycle and he died Old Bob Zimmerman knew the purple onion Purple...

Rancor, rancor Wake her up and thank her Where's Billy Bob? Gene, weigh the anchor Rancor, rancor You really oughtn't spank her Oh olalaberry Rancor, rancor Flarin' up my canker Isabella Dzermann grew up to be a banker...

She got dirt up under her fingernails She got lint down between her toes She got paint above her eyeballs and Powder on and up in her nose She got tits made out of recycled bottles Her hair flipped up in a twirl She...

I like the rumble of the diesel and the smell of the oil I percolate my coffee off the radiator boil I been chasin' tuna nearly 27 years I got the eyeballs of an eagle but there's ringing in my ears I like the rumble...

Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air You better watch out There may be dogs about I've looked over Jordan and I have seen Things are not what they seem What...