Тексты песен «Liam Lynch»

i'm, burying your cat tonight by the glow of my headlight a secret, i will hold dear. i backed over it, i didn't mean it so i peeled it off the tire, and drove to the edge of town. i drove to the edge of town...

Wrestled in ideal And threw it in a box I'm sort of maybe hustled And hustle and bustle yeah I live in a city And wear it on my skin It's shiny and pretty It knows where I've been You give up to easily So you can suffer...

I dreamt of a wizard, with a hot guitar The lovliest magic man, now he's a star I've got 3D stereophonic laser love You're on my TV I've been stuck in space for such a long time Sorry mum, I'm 5 years late for teatime...

Well I'm not pretty or good to the eye Never left my room til' 25. If I were happy would you punish me? Tie me up and call it therapy? Miserable life, miserable life Miserable life, miserable life Let me be you're...

Well I'm not pretty or good to the eye Never left my room 'til 25 If I were happy would you punish me? Tie me up and call it therapy Miserable Life, Miserable Life Miserable Life, Miserable Life Miserable Life Miserable...

I think this cop's pulling you over. No, I think he's after that landrover. No dude, I'm pretty sure he's after your ass, So, pull us over into the grass. (weird siren) That's not a normal siren sound. I don't...

I am really special cuz there's only one of me Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me When I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song It cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for...

I am really special 'cause there's only one of me Look my smile, I'm so damn happy, the people are jealous of me When I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song It cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for...

I've got a crazy kind of love, A crazy kind of love, Feelin' kinky then im done, A crazy kind of love. I've got a horny kind of love, A horny kind of love, You're what im wet dreamin of, A horny kind of love. Some say...

Well I'm just a bag of guts and stuff, And I'm all bloody inside. A thin layer of skin is all that holds it in, And I'm all bloody inside. And if you see me, oh, Don't want to be me, no, You'd probably close your eyes,...

I went down to the beach And saw Kiki She was like, "All eh" And I was like, "Whatever" Then this chick comes up to me And she's all like "Hey, aren't you that dude?" And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever" So later I'm at the...

Baby you're a garbage dump And I'm your garbage truck I'd kiss you but I know it'd suck Cuz your lips have got hairs and bumps Ooooh c'mon Rock! I'm gonna shake you I hope to break you Ugly chics dig my kicks Thank God...

Baby you're a garbage dump And I'm your garbage truck I'd kiss you but I know it'd suck Cuz your lips have got hairs and bumps Ooooh c'mon Rock! I'm gonna shake you I hope to break you Ugly chics dig my kicks Thank God...

SOS- I don't know who's house this is... SOS- But I know I'm a friend of a friend of his... SOS- I'd get out but I can't find the door SOS- I hope it's somewhere on the floor SOS- This ain't a party, this is sick SOS-...

I named my pager Isn't that cute? You should too! So what's your pagers name? I'm waiting! That's why there's only sandpaper in the bathroom People give me a hard time 'cos I have a wooden arse I've got free vacation So...

I was on my way to work, when I realised i'm wasted, Still wasted from the party last night, So I kicked back my seat and I loosened my tie, I'm wasted (he's wasted), Still wasted from the party last night, The guys in...

Aoow! And you wish that your legs were long, So you could shoot your stuff Until the break o' dawn, believe it I have danced on like a bomb And if I take your hand, We do the Sugar Walk, believe it No no no no no So...

(intro) Olly: Hi uh as you know uh, we like to do allot of charity work and so today we got uh, a special guest coming in. They're going to send somebody down from uh the city Zoo as part of the uh, Animal Awareness...

You should try me Come on, supply me I'm sweet but I'm fly, me Oh won't you come on, stand by me Don't you call me on the telephone and say you're shy Got no excuses so just use it all to blow my mind You should try...

We're just two lazy frogs, laying on a lazy log, You might think, we look the same but we're not the same, We're not the same at all Cause I'm green, And I'm blue I don't like pizza, But I do I don't like monkeys,...