Тексты песен «Lonely Island»

What is that Cristal? No, Dom P? Hell no! This is that Carlos Santana champagne, Oh shit, Santana DVX? thats my joint. Mine too, but a lot of these busters don't know about it. Well lets tell these mother fuckers! As a...

Well, he was the Sax Man from the state of Tennessee First set in with the band at the ripe old age of three, weeks old And when he blew into that horn all the people gathered 'round Club manager jumped right up and...

I'm on shrooms! (yaaaaaaaaay! ) I'm on shro-ooms! (yaaaaaaaay! ) I'm on shrooms! (yaaaaaaaay! ) I'm on shrooms! (Laaa, la-la-la-laa-la-la, lalalaaaaaaaa, la-la-la) (Laaaaaa, lalalalaaaaa, lalalala) I'm on...

[Rihanna sings:] "Eh, whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rihanna. Shy Ronnie. We are like Fire and ice taking over the whole world. From the mountain tops down to the boys and girls. And the tree of knowledge it grows because we...

Reach for the stars! You stand on a distant planet Skyline of red plateaus Strange air and vegetation You're a winner! Welcome to the Space Olympics The year Thirty Twenty Two Take part in a grand tradition Your name...

Yo it's the Lonely Island. We got my man, Jorm, Kiv's in the house, And me, you know who the F I am, and if not, Let me spell it out. They call me D U D E T H A T H A S S E X W I T H P I G S F O R M O N E Y B U T O L N...

Kings of the pussy, pounding our rooskies, Banging chicks right there in the sand, Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and Slammin' shots and marry a man! Who wanna do a shot? (we do), I'm gonna get fucked...

Stork patrol, always patrollin Stork patrol, he's rollin Stork patrol, with my storkies Stork patrol Yo what up, fine feathered stork? Peace, you're lovely Hollow legs, long beak, feathers so cuddly Yo I wanna step to...

When you're out at a club and you see a fly girl Do the creep (haaaa) Do the creep (haaaa) And if you wanna make friends at the ATM Do the creep (haaaa) And do the creep (haaaa) Well we got a new dance, so get up on...

(Yo I'm being serious) Yo, it's the wild wild west You came to the right place my man Get ready, here we go New Shit! Welcome my friends to the old saloon Everyone in town is hangin out If you got a drink, well you...

(No I'm being serious) Yo, Its the Wild Wild West You came to the right place my man Get Ready, here we go (New Shit!) Welcome my Friends to the old saloon Everyone in town is hangin out If you gotta drink, well you...

I was walkin' through the city streets And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink "Run faster, jump higher" Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me I threw it on the ground You must think I'm a joke I...

Jorma: Hello? Kiv: Hi, do you want to go to a party with me? Jorma: No. The game's on. Kiv: Oh, I almost forgot. I'll be right there. We like sportz and we don't care who knows From shooting hoops, to the Super Bowl We...

[Conversation between two men - slashes will represent relevant changes in speaker] Hey, what a great day for a swim. / Yeah. Why are you wearing a shirt? / Too many hickeys on my neck. / Oh. The girl I was with last...

Hey Hey. What's wrong? Come quick, some losers wanna fight us Oh, not again. I'll go get my gun Okay You must be loco to mess with us Don't you know we're dangerous? We'll kill you. We'll kill you...

aye yo, new lonely island, 2011 let's get em kiv! aye yo my dick don't work, that shit is soft as a pillow my girlie lookin' at me like you for real dude? aye yo, hold up, hold up, we gotta come harder than that! yo...

When will the bass drop? When will the bass drop? When will the bass drop? When will the bass drop? When will the bass drop? When will the bass drop? When will the bass drop? When will the bass drop? When will...

Hey yo, check this out. I was just at the club right, heard these two dudes talking, one of them said to the other one, that they knew someone, who said you guys are wack! (Who said we're wack?) You said we're wack?...

(Spoken) Hey yo, check this out. I was just at the club right, heard these two dudes talking, one of them said to the other one, that they knew someone, who said you guys are wack! (Who said we're wack?) You said we're...

I was trotting along The desert was hot [Wolf howls] And I sang this song: Yo, I'm rugged My camel's got the three-wheel motion Every word I say you want to put it to your quotient Zanzabar! Raised by the wolves Oxford...