Тексты песен «Malachi Crunch»

The year: 1967. September 25. Lot 34 in Beverly Hills, California. Hollywood! And the cast of characters... Adam West was there, with his prickly fat ass wedged into grey tights, with his bouncy paunch hung over his...

On a dark Tuesday evening sitting in my lair Warm smell of zuchinnis rising up through the air Downstairs in the kitchen I heard the clanging wok My palms grew sweaty and I peed my pants It was almost 6 o'clock There I...

Crunchy Crunchy Well you know you are a sweet little peacemaker Crunchy And you know you are a gender role breaker Crunchy I want you to take me home But I got a Y chromosome I got to be all yours, indoors Crunchy Lady...

Hang on Fidel, Fidel hang on! Hang on Fidel, Fidel hang on! Fidel is the loneliest communist The Soviet Union split and Fidel he got dissed Fidel I don't care about your hygiene Cause you lil' commie you, I still think...

Now book'em Dano Is what they're gonna say Cause Hawaii 5-0 Is on their way Jack Lord with grease in his hair As Steve McGarrett looking square Hawaii 5-0 Is coming for you! Hawaii 5-0 Is on their way Hawaii 5-0...

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxspudtalkxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx It's spud Makes a drug deal Tio's Makes another meal You may have noticed that he always hangs around He can't relax you know he's always tightly wound Euchre Play...

I want my ICC Now look at them coops there's a bunch of loonies All of them yahoos in the ICC That ain't living that's a fuckin' commune Laundry for nothin' and sex for free Now that ain't living that's a fuckin'...

You don't look bad now But you wouldn't mind looking better Not a young lad now Y'see more hairs on your sweater Now don't get mad now There's a man who's got the answer Not just a fad now Poly-fuse hair enhancer He's...

So I switched over to the other guys after I saw their ads Y'know, I use the phone a lot for my home business And I wanna get the best deal I can So I opened up the phone bill ... I swear to god I thought it was a typo...

So I switched over to the other guys after I saw their ads Y'know, I use the phone a lot for my home business And I wanna get the best deal I can So I opened up the phone bill ... I swear to god I thought it was a typo...

You keep saying I watch too much TV And my brain will soon disintegrate Well, I've known kids who've been deprived of TV And they're the ones who can't seem to relate This TV is made for watchin' And that's just what...