Тексты песен «Mark Lowry»

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking...

(OW!) Well I've been told that I have a tendency To look at things on the dark side That glass has always been half empty to me But since You've been around It's gettin' harder for me to keep my spirits down This wakin'...

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying 'DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!' posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. He...

A woman went to the doctor's office and she was seen by one of the new doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out and ran down the hall screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked her...

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." - Marion Barry, Former Mayor,...

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says, "What denomination?" The woman says, "Oh, my. Has it come to this? Give...

A nursery school teacher was taking some children home one day when a fire truck zoomed past them. In the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian and the children started talking about the dog's duties. "They use...

Never on the honor roll But I think that I should mention I would have a masters now If they gave it in detention Shot spit wads till I turned blue And flew paper airplanes too My chemestry experiment Blew up the whole...

Had to catch a plan to Nashville but was running oh so late Checked my luggage at the curb and prayed the plane would wait I looked like OJ Simpson, racing for gate three The pilot turned the engines on and I yell 'Wait...

The pastor asked young Paul what his favorite Bible story was. "I guess the one about Noah and the Ark, where they floated around on the water for 40 days and 40 nights," replied Paul. "That was a good story," agreed...

Johnny wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test. The teacher said, "If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Johnny said, "Seven!" The...

I can scarf a dozen dougnuts, And lick the suger off my hands, If I had a hundred tacos, I could eat 'em on demand. If I eat 'em even faster, You can see my waist expand, But the bloated feeling that I get, Is the part...

A cowboy lost his Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of...

Seen a lot of crazy things done in your name I know the tricks behind the magic show I've almost thrown the towel in a time or two And walked away from everything i know But i can't fill the emptiness inside of me...

Mary did you know, that your baby boy would one day walk on water? Did you know, that your baby boy would save our sons and daughters? Did you know, that your baby boy has come to make you new? This child that you've...

Mary did you know that your baby boy would some day walk on water? Mary did you know that your baby boy would save our sons and daughters? Did you know that your baby boy has come to make you new? This child that you've...

Mary did you know, That your baby boy, Would one day walk on water? Did you know that your baby boy would save our sons and daughters? Did you know that your baby boy has come to make you new? This child that you've...

They thought he was a man possessed A maniac at best Building an ark 50 feet tall In a land where rain had yet to fall Going on about a flood The whole world turn to mud Poor old fool, something went wrong Working in...

A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. She's napping when he gets there, so he sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table. Eventually,...

Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life. You tune into the easy listening station... on purpose. You keep repeating yourself. You start video taping daytime game shows. You wonder why you waited so long to...