Тексты песен «Mc Frontalot»

I had a dream that I fathered a bizarro genius baby. She's out the womb like, ?Dood, why'd I get expatriated?? Debated at one month the finer points of a diaper, devised a device composed of a hose and a windshield...

Listen, I'll tell you that frontalot is incredible even recommended to rock the mic like instead of a silence, you'd have me fronting into the amplifier point with the thumb, at which mc to admire i got hi-res images of...

Mc Frontalot: the arch criminal for some reason not sought by authorities, though I been running wild for days they's surely gonna track me down I'm the #1 menace for miles around with the littering, the loitering, the...

The beam bridge, seeming to be the ridge spanner all manner of planks gets employed under the banner of progress, 85 yards the max nobody plummets to the bottom of ravines intact and so the truss bridge must be seen as...

I've seen a monkey trying hard to love a robot, yo but all they ever do is fight to the death for your soul. They're on a planet that I never meant to visit at all. Got a sign on the wall ? the decree: you don't go. So...

I'm gonna be your man (gonna be your man) you're my biggest fan, I gotta give a little something back I'm gonna be your man (gonna be your man) see, you don't even gotta ask I know, you don't want me to die but you...

Ummmm hello! I was wondering, how goth is my frock? see I got a thing for horror movies and mope rock but I can't shock my hair up (I ran out of stock) and just like that, frontalot ran out of talk it was tragic,...

I played hassle the dorkening once had eighteen cards in my hand, all Muds and I didn't seem to need a mud card to win hadn't tapped a Mud yet - then the other kid grinned see he'd just drawn a batallion of rolling...

I hate your blog. It's incredibly terrible and bad. I hate your blog. You own a dog, and you feed it. You post about it. I get to read it. Plus: five paragraphs on the socks you bought and your thoughts on whether...

I love fags because I am a san franciscan if you're dissing on my homos then this censure's what you're risking (I'm insisting on containing my temper but listen up): you shouldn't ought to be intolerant about who...

You are likely to be eaten by a grue. If this predicament seems particularly cruel, consider whose fault it could be: not a torch or a match in your inventory. It got narrated at you in the second person. Every time...

Woke up by the pool again. Must have played the fool again. Wonder what them hooligans put on the grill that stinks kind of like burnt fur and regurg'ed drinks with an undertone of the acorn and leather that's laid on...

Woke up by the pool again. Must have played the fool again. Wonder what them hooligans put on the grill that stinks kind of like burnt fur and regurg'ed drinks with an undertone of the acorn and leather that's laid on...

It was just like a scene in an intrigue film and I'm still not convinced that it wasn't for real This isn't intended for me, I don't think. It's a missive from the edge of despair, I mean brink of total...

Congregation, settle in your seats. The Reverend Front Aloud is on the mic and about to speak. I'm about to freak you out, make you shiver in the pew while I'm delivering to you my sermon and divinity ensues, brought by...

I hit the L shift-O to the quote and then dollar If you know the dir of the nerdcore rhyme, you holla nerd-ho! warm the mic up (yo) we ?bout to strike up this band of nebbishes who cultivate nebulous fetishes the FPS,...

Just got hard-pressed underneath my desk no jest! it's time frontalot confessed: at the best of times got the worst of rhymes and I don't think I'm the first to find my life devoted less to lyrics than it is to my...

Get your most closely kept personal thought: put it in the Word .doc with a password lock. Stock it deep in the .rar with extraction precluded by the ludicrous length and the strength of a reputedly...

I tried to go clean from protesting, but I'm a recidivist. My government: behaving with unlimited wickedness. In the interest of peace is how a liar wages war, then clamors for more. I wish we had elections every day,...

Keep getting older and hairier on my neck, back and derriere but not atop the pate. dear DNA, let's negotiate! I'll trade the fading vision, you could have that back plus this 30-year-old-man belly's kinda wack. my...