Тексты песен «Mc Lars Horris»


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Mc Lars Horris - My Rhymes Rhyme

CHORUS Roses are red, violets are blue. My rhymes rhyme, but yours don't. Hey! I'm all up in your face like a rabid chimp, I'll eat shrimp on a blimp but I ain't no wimp. I send American flags to Ho Chi Minh, and Bart...

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Mc Lars Horris - Rapbeth (Foul Is Fair)

Sometimes Shakespeare's over done His constant sadness is no fun The comic relief's the best part Fans just can't wait for it to start The pain inside Macbeth is clear It seems to bring a heavy tear The story's tragic,...

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Mc Lars Horris - Rapgirl

The following is an entirely fictional account Any similarities between people living or dead Is entirely coincidental Just kidding She fell from the sky On a black October night She wrote these funny songs And...

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Mc Lars Horris - Roommate From Hell

Welcome to Mirrielees orientation. My nameas Nate, and Iall be your RA for this year. Today weall be moving into our dorms and building community. So go get your keys from the main office, come back, and get ready to...

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Mc Lars Horris - Sarah

I met you in September of 2000, my heart skipped a beat with feelings profound and I gave you my soul and virginity. I loved you so much; you were the world to me. Seventeen months together and then we separated, due to...

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Mc Lars Horris - Signing Emo

Once upon a time, in the city of Los Angeles "Marty, Marty, listen to me Bring me something the kids will cry for Get out there, and get us stoked" Meet Marty, Major Label, A and R scout Forty years old, gut hangin'...

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Mc Lars Horris - Signing Emo (Featuring Hearts That Hate)

Once upon a time, in the city of Los Angeles... "Marty, Marty listen to me. Bring me something the kids will cry for Get out there, and get us stoked!" Meet Marty, major label A&R scout Forty years old, gut hanging out...

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Mc Lars Horris - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain

Move over Kevin Bacon, acause I've got a new game It's called aSix Degrees of Kurt Cobaina The man was an icon of Generation X A sound between Joy Division and NOFX (what?) Let's dissect this album called aNeverminda...

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Mc Lars Horris - Space Game

You can take away my space ship You can take away my space suit You can even take away my space lasers But you can never, ever take away my space game I broke through the carbonite that's how I got free Jabba, back up,...

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Mc Lars Horris - Stat-60

9 o'clock class feels like five Asleep at three, so sleep deprived Stat-60 satisfies 2C The math GER, not the one for me The Central Limit Theorem? Speak English The sum of squares? I don't need this But I'm positive,...

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Mc Lars Horris - Straight Outta Stockholm

Check this C major Comin' straight outta Stockholm, a fun boy named Lars Survived Loma Prieta, mad cow and SARS I hit you with these flows like your name was Nancy Kerrigan Here and back and there again, a typical...

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Mc Lars Horris - The Dialogue

One night, backstage at Irving Plaza at a Madball show Hey yo, Ill Bill, will you sign this for me? I found it at Amoeba, it's the Green CD No doubt kid, what's your name? It's MC Lars Word, Howie Abrams is a mutual...

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Mc Lars Horris - The Dialogue (Featuring Ill Bill)

One night, backstage at Irving Plaza at a Madball show Lars: Hey yo I'll Bill - will you sign this for me? I found it at Amoeba it's the Green CD Bill: No doubt kid, what's your name? Lars: It's MC Lars Bill: Word,...

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Mc Lars Horris - The Roomate From Hell

Nate the RA: Hey! Welcome to Mirrielees orientation. My name's Nate, and I'll be your RA for this year. Today, we'll be moving into our dorms and building community. So go get your keys from the main office, come back,...

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Mc Lars Horris - The Roomate From Hell (Featuring Mc Chris)

Welcome to Mirrielees orientation. My namea??s Nate, and Ia??ll be your RA for this year. Today wea??ll be moving into our dorms and building community. So go get your keys from the main office, come back, and get ready...

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Mc Lars Horris - The Saance At Harpers Ferry

Well they hung John Brown in 1859 After his revolt did not go fine. Trying to free the slaves was a noble cause, Like putting one's faith in the Wizard of Oz. And I know they've got John Brown in the ground, Yet I know...

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Mc Lars Horris - The Sance At Harpers Ferry

Well they hung John Brown in 1859 After his revolt did not go fine. Trying to free the slaves was a noble cause, Like putting one's faith in the Wizard of Oz. And I know they've got John Brown in the ground, Yet I know...

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Mc Lars Horris - The Seance At Harpers Ferry

Well they hung John Brown in 1859 After his revolt did not go fine. Trying to free the slaves was a noble cause, Like putting one's faith in the Wizard of Oz. And I know they've got John Brown in the ground, Yet I know...

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Mc Lars Horris - Transylvania

Hello my name is fern, And i just moved out west, Why i left my home town, Is anybody's guess, Finding jobs today, In romania is tough, I been unemployed for months, So i said that's enought, So i packed my bags and...

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Mc Lars Horris - Uk Visa Versa

Hey England Let's kick it Cops without guns and the NME Should I watch the BBC or should I watch the BBC? Look at these crazy coins, is this Lord of the Rings? Pounds and pence and Princes and Queens? Flip side...