Тексты песен «Mc Lars»


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Mc Lars - Its Not Easy (Being Green)

Check out that noise in the background I'm mad green right now, it's a biodiesel generator I'm using it to run the computer studio for the recording of this album I got it with this gift certificate I won at the Save...

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Mc Lars - Make Way For Ducklings

Hes a No Exit G in the place to be, He goes to Stanford University. And since Kindergarten he acquired knowledge, And after twelve grade he went straight to college. Well Toms a pop culture primate with the IQ of a...

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Mc Lars - Mr Raven

We got E.A.P. in the house tonight Edgar Allan Poe America's favorite anti-transcendentalist We're taking this back, way back Nineteenth century style Who's that, who's that rapping? Who's that rapping at my chamber...

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Mc Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme

CHORUS Roses are red, violets are blue. My rhymes rhyme, but yours don't. Hey! Im all up in your face like a rabid chimp, Ill eat shrimp on a blimp but I aint no wimp. I send American flags to Ho Chi Minh, And Bart...

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Mc Lars - Rapbeth (Foul Is Fair)

Sometimes Shakespeare's over done. His constant sadness is no fun. The comic relief's the best part Fans just can't wait for it to start. The pain inside Macbeth is clear- It seems to bring a heavy tear. The story's...

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Mc Lars - Rapgirl

The following is an entirely fictional account Any similarities between people living or dead Is entirely coincidental Just kidding She fell from the sky On a black October night She wrote these funny songs And...

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Mc Lars - Sarah

I met you in September of 2000, My heart skipped a beat with feelings profound and I gave you my soul and virginity. I loved you so much; you were the world to me. Seventeen months together and then we separated, Due to...

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Mc Lars - Signing Emo

Once upon a time, in the city of Los Angeles "Marty, Marty, listen to me Bring me something the kids will cry for Get out there, and get us stoked" Meet Marty, Major Label, A and R scout Forty years old, gut hangin'...

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Mc Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain

Move over Kevin Bacon, 'cause I've got a new game It's called "Six Degrees of Kurt Cobain" The man was an icon of Generation X A sound between Joy Division and NOFX (what?) Let's dissect this album called "Nevermind"...

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Mc Lars - Space Game

You can take away my space ship You can take away my space suit You can even take away my space lasers But you can never, ever take away my space game I broke through the carbonite that's how I got free Jabba, back up,...

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Mc Lars - Stat-60

9 o'clock class feels like five Asleep at three, so sleep deprived Stat-60 satisfies 2C The math GER, not the one for me The Central Limit Theorem? Speak English The sum of squares? I don't need this But I'm positive,...

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Mc Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm

Check this C Major Comin' straight outta Stockholm, a fun boy named Lars Survived Loma Prieta, mad cow, and Sars I hit you with these flows like your name was Nancy Kerrigan Here and back and there again, a typical...

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Mc Lars - The Dialogue

One night, backstage at Irving Plaza at a Madball show Hey yo, Ill Bill, will you sign this for me? I found it at Amoeba, it's the Green CD No doubt kid, what's your name? It's MC Lars Word, Howie Abrams is a mutual...

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Mc Lars - The Roommate From Hell

(feat. MC Chris) [Nate the RA:] Hey! Welcome to Mirrielees orientation. My name's Nate, and I'll be your RA for this year. Today, we'll be moving into our dorms and building community. So go get your keys from the main...

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Mc Lars - The Seance At Harpers Ferry

Well they hung John Brown in 1859 After his revolt did not go fine. Trying to free the slaves was a noble cause, Like putting one's faith in the Wizard of Oz. And I know they've got John Brown in the ground, Yet I know...

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Mc Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills

Billy built a robot in his parent's garage, Because he had a list of problems that he needed to solve. He said, "I'm sick of the Hills, Laguna Beach is fake and whack. Let's party like it's '96 and bring the horn...

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Mc Lars - Uk Vica Versa

Hey England... let's kick it. Cops without guns and the NME. Should I watch the BBC or should I watch the BBC? Look at these crazy coins, is this Lord of the Rings? Pounds and pence and Princes and Queens? Flipside...

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Mc Lars - Uk Visa Versa

Hey England, let's kick it Cops without guns and the NME Should I watch the BBC or should I watch the BBC? Look at these crazy coins, is this Lord of the Rings? Pounds and pence and Princes and Queens? Flipside...

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Mc Lars - Wal-Mart Nation

Come gather around kids... Did you know that everythings bigger here in America We've got the biggest cars, the biggest buildings And even the biggest corporate empires Why don't I tell you a story about a store,...

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Mc Lars - We Have Arrived

Aesias Finale, this song is for everyone who's been stepped over Looked past, ostracized, diminished, forgotten This song is not for self-promotion but a wake up call To all you fake-ass DJs rocking dusty beats...