Тексты песен «Mighty Mohawk Man»

Yeah, screw your diet man Oh, eat up while you can Your carbohydrate plan Is just a Subway scam Atkins was a giant man How can you trust him with your food? Atkins was a giant man Do you want to be giant, too? Let's...

I called into work, I'm sick Aliens, they want my dick Belinda there's a problem with me-nis Aliens, they want my penis Chorus Oh, God, I should have known Aliens, no, I've been blown I have like seven toes Here it...

Looking at the man that you've made He's poor and alone and afraid His body was in your command Everything except for the hands How did you become a wife? How did you become a mom? What did you think of the knife? What...

Chorus Dance Dance Dance On the pad, move your feet Dance Dance Dance Keep up with the techno beat Dance Dance Dance The game keeps count of hit or miss Dance Dance Dance Don't deny me dancing bliss I can play from 9...

The Mohawk style will never change Still the same race but in a different place The music scene is oh so crass I'm here to kick the music scene's ass Chorus Guess it's, time for Guess it's time for a revolution (x4)...

I can't watch you standing there With your ugly fucking hair Please don't please don't get too near Get that shit away from here I can't stand your shortened mop Golden locks you chose to crop And to think that you're...

Similar to Jesus I am everywhere you go But Jesus ain't got nothing on my funky fresh flow At the mall my album spins in every store As the virus spreads I get harder to ignore Your weekend must suck since everyone you...

Writing is getting even worse This stupid name has become a curse Without it nobody seemed to care I'm being held hostage by my hair The Mohawk shtick is getting stale I know this album is going to fail To change...

I'm too famous (x3) For you now Mom don't even try to call I'm too busy writing songs I'm too famous (x4) Dad can't make me do my chores I don't wash dishes cause I'm hardcore I'm too famous (x4) Thanksgiving Dinner...

My mom said "I believe in God." So I told her I was an Athiest The next day, I went to church just to Piss off some Satanist I only hang at the coffee shop (x2) Please pay attention to me Chorus I want to believe in...

Chorus You say, it's time, to finally peel away I say, it's not, this glass is here to stay You say, that's fine, but your dead ends are showing I say, I'm caught, and just where are we going? Lever muscles twitching...

What was I smoking, what I was I on? Oh my God, I can't believe I wrote all those songs Chorus I need to escape my terrible past I knew the old sound could never last If you want to blame anybody please blame me My...

We read on the plaque who we stabbed in the back and I'm touching my face in the emptiest place We ran it off track and now we're catching the flack and When the sabo escapes, you've gotta pick up the pace Detective...

After every show it's tomatoes galore Something inside me says, "I can't do this anymore." The mail that I get screams: NO NO NO NO By the end of the night I'm ready to stop Chorus My darling fans (x3) Buy all my stuff...

Did you really just spend money on me? Did you really just pay for this CD? I thought that no one liked me, it doesn't make sense Am I really worth nine dollars and ninety-nine cents? I can't help if they like it, what...

When I turned 16, I needed a job So to the pizza joint, I drove with my mom The manager was there and his name was Tim I got my first job application from him Chorus I dreamt of pepperoni, anchovies, mozzerella cheese...

With five rings they defend the Earth Showing us kids what nature's worth Go Planeteers, go go (x2) Animal testing is very wrong I hope you learned something from my Planeteer song Earth, fire, wind, water,...

How can I operate with you in the way You've given me exactly no choice today How can I think with those cameras in my room You've given yourself to certain doom I know the things that you cannot see If you knew you...

If you want someone to pay you mind Here's the best solution I can find Tight pants, Duran Duran CD Turn gay if you wanna be just like me Give your family something to talk about Oh they need something to to talk about...

Keyboard ready, guitar at hand America, my conquered land Ready boys, let's take a stand The Mohawk virus spread as planned Bridge You cannot stop us, no one can stop us (x3) You cannot stop us, no one Chorus The...