Тексты песен «Misc Dementia»

Hey there! Are you wishin'? That you never heard of fission? Or skies that are gray, day after day, in a Nuclear Winter Wonderland. Come on! Stop yer wailin'! Just because the crops are failin'. Of them we've no need;...

Spoken: Good morning, friends, this is the Hour of Reckoning. Sung: Hello, friends and neighbors, How do you do? We're here to pick and sing And we hope we bring Some happiness to you. Spoken: Hallelleujah, friends and...

(Cough) Whoa, I'm having a strange dream, man! But the flowers smell so good, I'm getting pretty tired, and they smell so good I'm just gonna stretch out again in this little field of POPPIES! POPPIES! POPPIES! OH GOD!...

(to the tune of "SledgeHammer". Apologies to Peter Gabriel) You could have some FORTRAN. I will write your subroutine You could have some C and Ada I will rev up your machine Why don't you just hire me? I'll code...

I felt like typing it in when I heard it on this week's Dr. D, so Here's the text to "Prosperity is Just Around Which Corner?" from 1932: Everywhere you go, everyone you meet, All they talk about is this depression...

(Sung to the tune of ``Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.'') Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay! Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay! Superpolylogarithmic subexponential functions! Faster than a polylog but slower...

{ may be sung to the tune of MTA (the Boston Subway Song) } lyrics by: the NJ Editorial Minstral ( 1991 unpublished work ) [intro... ] These are the times that tire mens souls. In 1989 in that glorious State of New...

(tune- `The longest Time' by Billy Joel) Woh, oh-oh-oh Find the Longest Path Woh oh-oh Find the Longest Path If you said P is NP tonight There would still be papers left to write I have a weakness I'm addicted to...

Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt, left a bar one evening fair, And one could tell, by how he walked, that he'd drunk more than his share, He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet And he stumbled off into the...

In the laid-back California town of sunny San Rafael Lived a girl named Pearley Sweetcake, you prob'ly knew her well She'd been stoned fifteen of her eighteen years and the story is widely told That she could smoke 'em...

First you get down on your knees Tell the Council pretty please Call that Roman Church Prefect, and Then defect, then defect, then defect. If you are an ex-dictator North or south of the equator If you face a downfall...

First you get down on your knees Tell the Council pretty please Call that Roman Church Prefect, and Then defect, then defect, then defect. If you are an ex-dictator North or south of the equator If you face a downfall...

First you get down on your knees, Fiddle with your rosaries, Bow your head with great respect, and Genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!! Do whatever steps you want if You have cleared them with the pontiff. Everyone say...

There was a king nodding in his garden all alone When his brother in his ear poured a little bit of henbane Stole his brother's crown and his money and his widow But the dead king walked and got his son and said, " Now...

(Tune "Nowhere Man") -------- He's a real UNIX Man Sitting in his UNIX LAN Making all his UNIX .plans For nobody Knows the blocksize from 'du' Cares not where /dev/null goes to Isn't he a bit like you And me? UNIX...

It was the 41st of April, being a quadruple leap year. I was driving through downtown Atlantis. My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was overheating. I pulled off into a Shell station...

(Has been sung by several groups, including Clam Chowder) Well, I rise up every morning at a quarter to eight, Some woman who's my wife tells me not to be late. I kiss the kids goodbye, can't remember their names, And...

Copyright 1977 Leslie Fish; copyright assigned to Random Factors Listen and Ill tell you a tale I've been told Of a union organizer who knocked a starship cold They met where the stars are squattered thin out along the...

When I find my code in tons of touble, Friends and colleages come to me, Speaking words of wisdom: "Write in C." As the deadline fast approaches, And bugs are all that I can see, Somewhere, someone whispers: "Write in...

I recently purchased a TEAC 4100X with 3 heads, 3 motors, and a Sansui 3660, 45 watts per channel, Dolby X, DBX, hi-tech specs, 30 to 20000 hz so I can listen to adult contemporary music ... Cranked up to 3. In my...