Тексты песен «Missile King»


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Missile King - Cheesecake Truck

So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, cuz I figured at the end of the day, I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home. And I love cheesecake. So I went to the cheesecake company and they...

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Missile King - Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in...

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Missile King - Fish

(Long musical intro) and now, i would like to speak about fish... i have never spoken about fish before... at least, not that i can remember... so now, would most certainly be a good time to do so... after all, there...

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Missile King - Martin Scorsese

He makes the best fucking films He makes the best fucking films If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab his fuckin' neck and just shake him And say thank you thank you for makin' such excellent fuckin' movies Then I'd twist...

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Missile King - The Bunny Song

Sometimes on the subway He felt like a little bunny rabbit With a cute little bunny nose And long floppy ears And a brand new sub-machine gun And a big bushy tail Because the little bunny wanted to kill everyone The...

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Missile King - The Cheesecake Song

So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck Coz I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home And I love cheesecake So I went to the cheesecake company And they asked me...