Тексты песен «Monsters Of The Midday»
Monsters Of The Midday - Dog Don't Bitch
Lost my job but I still find money To buy my beer She comes in everyday from work and All I here, yeah Is this and that about How I'm fat With no job and we ain't rich That's why I like drinking with my dog 'coz my dog...
Monsters Of The Midday - F U Santa Claus
Watch out Santa Claus, watch out Santa Claus You little fat faced queer I've been meaning to whoop your ass I think I'll do it this year You ain't brought my kids no toys That is the big old story I'll have to buy them...
Monsters Of The Midday - Hainus
It was a cold Thanksgiving day in 1982 When my only brother and his 6 year old son, Hainus, got into their Trans-am and drove out of view. Hainus really loved his pa, you could see it in his eyes. All thanksgiving day...
Monsters Of The Midday - Happy Thanksgiving From The Sunshine State
La... l, la la la Lo li la, t, tra la la (Shut up grandpa and turn on the TV! Damn) Pass me the turkey and the gator tail Gobble, gobble, gobble it's hard as hell It and happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state...
Monsters Of The Midday - I Did It, I Did It
I saw her standing there With the light shining brightly in her hair And her sweater was tight and I could see she had boobies up under there Then I was introdo-o-o-oced All I could say was 'Ahu-hu-hu-hu' Then I turned...
Monsters Of The Midday - I Don't Remember
Hey Savannah Hi This is a song that I wrote for you. Are you ready? Yeah I met you in the topless bar I don't remember We rode round in my Mustang car I don't remember I pledged my love beneath the stars I don't...
Monsters Of The Midday - I Hate Terrorists
From Iran and Iraq To the shores of the Black Sea Soon will be just a giant parking lot ''cause that's where a big park is gonna be We're getting' rid of this terrorists Make the world a better place And there's pride...
Monsters Of The Midday - I'm So Lonely
I've got think of something better Of a stunt, the best one ever Or I'll be off, off of the show I don't know where, where I'll go I tried to win but here I sit Now I just feel, like I want to quit I'm so sad, so sad,...
Monsters Of The Midday - Mark And Greg On The Open Road
Beep, Beep, Beep Honk, Honk, Honk Get out the f***ing way We got a load of' (Spoken) Assorted women trouser socks In all colours, even smoked grey Well' Honk, Honk, Honk Beep, Beep, Beep Doing coke so we get...
Monsters Of The Midday - Mark And Greg's Halloween
I'm Mark And I'm Greg And this is your spook' Ey Halloween song Start the truck up, bitch And hand me a beer We're about to have some fun Snatch that coloured's candy sack That's my candy Shut up, black! Go call...
Monsters Of The Midday - Mr. Bass
He has run the water Now 15 years Ruling the structure And ruling the piers Beautiful and silent As he tends his mighty shore But now he's caught and Released to heaven's door See you on the flip slide, Mr. Bass Though...
Monsters Of The Midday - Police Beat Me Up
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad, I'm stinking drunk so let's get high! I'm drunk and I'm high, I'm drunk and I'm high, I'm drunk and I'm high, I am so stoned, I am chinki! I want and got f***ing stone for...
Monsters Of The Midday - That Hurts My Feelings
Russ and Jimmy You're balding and you stutter That hurts my feelings Your teeth look like broken tiles That hurts my feelings I'm glad you're out of the family Jimmy and Russ You're a hairless baby That hurts my...