Тексты песен «NOFX»

He's just a man getting through life the best he can He's a not a scientist, he programs a computer Before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now he receives pity From his family - his friends say how could he Turn...

He's not smart, a C student And that's after buying his way into school Beady eyes, and he's kinda dyslexic Can he read? No one's really quite sure He signs stuff and he executes people Maybe that's why, he doesn't have...

It's not the right time to be sober Now the idiots, have taken over Spreading like a social cancer Is there an answer? Mensa membership conceding Tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding/breathing Watson...

Frank, the new CEO had to answer to the board. The board was getting anxious, and the shareholders were On a bed, legs in air, ass-cheeks open wide They were about to get fucked like it was their first time. When one...

This song is written by Joey Ramone She went away for the holidays said she's Going to L.A. but she never got there She never got there, she never got there, they say She went away for the holidays said she's Going...

In the darkest tunnel, it's nice to see a light, Not just a headlight, Like the one that's heading right for me. It would be nice if things could turn out right, Turn out right yeah, Don't think I'll ever see the day...

Did you get that rush, that feeling, adrenalin pumping through your veins? A lifeless body in the gutter, city streets are stained How do you rationalize, what do you see in your reflection? A kid just having fun, A...

When they tightly strap me in, give me lethal injection, Just a few moments to live, no remorse for what I did, Was for the betterment of man, I gave the utmost sacrifice, Before more damage could be done I took his...

We meet in underground parking lots And late night in coffee shops With voices low unless weare drunk We've got hats and cupped sunglasses We question all that is wrong We discuss conspiracy Are we enemies of the state?...

Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes They're idiots, losers, they're scum Taking advantage of everyone You're a dog, they're your fleas Doing everything they can to spread disease They'll take...

Call us libertarian, cause we do as we please Don't need fear, or force a force to know morality The morals are in substitute, concerning someone's here We're basically a byproduct at home I think it's clear The plan,...

Am I supposed to do Things right? NO I don't have the time This is how I live my life I haven't got much pride And it's ok if I live like A slob cause this is my Life, and I will waste It if I want, "A wasted Life ain't...

Be a winner not a problem admitter un quit (I quit, I'm shit) Better to be a hepper than a healthy 12 stepper, forfeit (I'm shit) You wanna keep it goin' but you don't know how Everyone at meetings gets a Lowenbrau You...

[Father:] Hey Kids! [Kids:] Hey Dad! [Father:] What'da want to do today? [Kids:] We don't know. [Father:] Wanna go to the matinee? [Kids:] NO! [Father:] Wanna go to the Amusement Park? [Kids:] NO! [Father:] Wanna go to...

Put my eyes Where I can see Where the soul Used to be I feel the walls Closing in on me Shut my mouth I take it back It's no way For us to act I missed the boat But somehow sailed away But that's okay I'll have a talk...

We're professional punkers we come from the suburbs After 15 years we're still having fun Now we're over 30 not looking so pretty at least we got a beat up accordian That's Erik our drummer his fathers a plumber He...

There's no fun in Bible study class There's no fun getting fucked in the ass by a priest Unless your old and into that, It's no Fun for a kid who is scared as shit There's no fun when praying on a mat There's no fun...

all we need, a little methanphetamens. three on speed. a little subversality. what we do, is nothing you know about. who are you? definently not one of us. all we need is a little pick me up. i don't really care is...

Happy days are here again. i'm three shits to the wind. it's so nice to wet the bed and not care. turning matter into mush. i'm three shits to the wind. what's another million cells to my head? mornings broken, so is my...

Timmy the Turtle Ya know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle He sang for The Grim Timmy the Turtle Ya know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle Timmy the Turtle Ya know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle He sang for The Grim Timmy...