Тексты песен «Nuts Can Surf»


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Nuts Can Surf - Nazi Boy

Nazi boy got his nazi toys like his hangman's noose and his combat boots. nazi boy, nazi boy, nazi boy, nazi boy. Nazi boy, got his nazi toys like his swastika shirt cause he's nazi dirt nazi boy, nazi boy, nazi boy,...

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Nuts Can Surf - Next New Craze

Its the next new craze . Frito lays . Raving mad empty ice cream trays . Jelly bean . Makin a seen . New wave cereal nerve gas dream . Itchy skin . Scuba fin . Rubbin ya head on a safty pin . Rubber dome . Paper chrome...

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Nuts Can Surf - Old Man Satan (Take 85)

........old man Satan take 85...rolling. {and I'm proud of the brothers not beatin up their women & what-not.} old man Satan lives next to me, doesn't use the toilet when he takes a pee. sleeps outside on his bed jumpin...

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Nuts Can Surf - Panback

Havin' oral sex wit the leg of the table Motors homes just got cable And the bathroom smells like a dollar bill Smokin' burnt water and massingil Run up the tab in the taxi cab Don't give a crap when the tree branch...

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Nuts Can Surf - Paos (Pay Dirt)

yeah!!!! I was at the air show ,(in a dream), and the plastic toilets were floatin, (down the stream). and I bought an ax for a dollar, dipped it in the oil. watching the books was impossible, and my lips were made of...

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Nuts Can Surf - Plastic Refrain

I dipped my fingers into the cup. I ate a bug and it made me sick. Stealin' machines from the factories. Drinkin' water out of the bowl. "Ode to my lawnchair" to ease the pain. Stop me when I'm rockin' to a plastic...

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Nuts Can Surf - Plexiglass

Crampled example of a unified form Made me bad about watchin' the porn About old women bakin' out in the sun Eatin' hollow weenies out a hot dog bun Turn around Spit it out Turn away All the way Wrinkled disfiguraed...

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Nuts Can Surf - Shawn Got Jumped

Shawn was messing around at the ball game started cracking jokes like a freight train it was rebel gym a rusted rim an then he got beat up by some hard core gansta wanabees when was found him he was laughing like a...

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Nuts Can Surf - Solar Powered Buttermilk

sittin' on your canned ham yellin' 'bout the rent drawin' on the wall with a sock fulla lint. cemented in bar room easy as a sleeze, graduating flatulating rolling on his knees. soaped up dishwash talking slow, washed...

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Nuts Can Surf - Sun Valley Deth Trap '84

When I run up the phone bill without any shoes I gotta confess it gives me the blues Like a down home turkey with out a soul Blowin' on a trumpet in an old folks home Bobcat stuck up in a tree Sittin' on the sofa...

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Nuts Can Surf - The Infinite

I blow spit bubbles jerk off to porn I wear loose pants the crouch is torn I pick my nose got in grown nails I stick my face in garbage pails Act kinda weird cant grow a beard But your the one that I feared I have no...

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Nuts Can Surf - Too Much Coke

Too much coke Makin' me choke Its in my eyes Oh Deloris Too much crack smoke Makin' me choke Its in my eyes Oh Deloris Crank-head got jumpy She calls me dummy I think we're friends Oh Deloris ? & a1997...

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Nuts Can Surf - Vo5

I get my wish 25 percent Of f*ckin' nothin' Have to scratch my soul Start at the start In a search 4 time With the cotton flava I bar-b-que That's crazy sh*t I got your kid AnD I'll give em back For a million...

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Nuts Can Surf - White Trash

white trash, livin' next door, they don't clean up, they throw beer cans on the floor. their not very smart, an they stink, they like to wash there hair in my sink. they got 16 cats on their front porch, they like to...

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Nuts Can Surf - Wurble

I'm sittin' here on the corner without a shirt outta work. pickin' all the paint outta my hair in the back - cadillac jack. I'm swimmin' a grizzly bath pool painted it white all through the night. stubbin' my toe on a...