Тексты песен «Pheobe»


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Pheobe - Blackout

New York City has no power. And the milk is getting sour. But to me this is not scary, 'Cause I stay away from...

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Pheobe - Love Song

You don't have to be awake to be my man Long as you have brainwaves, I'll be there to hold your hand. Tho' we just met the other day There's something I have got to say... Thank you, that's...

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Pheobe - Mother's Ashes

My mother's ashes, Even her eyelashes, Are resting in a little, yellow jar. And sometimes when it's breezy, Or if I'm feeling sneezy, And now I... Excuse me! Excuse me! Yeah, noisy...

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Pheobe - Ode To Children

They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch. Soon they'll grow up to resent you so much. Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why. You cry and you cry and you...

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Pheobe - Shower Song

I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song, Stop me if you've heard it, My skin is soapy and my hair is wet, And Tegrin spelled backwards is Nirget. Chorus: Lather, rinse, repeat, And lather, rinse, repeat, And lather,...

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Pheobe - Smelly Cat

Chorus: Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault... They won't take you to the vet. You're obviously not their favorite pet. You may not be a bed of roses, And you're...

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Pheobe - Terry's A Jerk

Terry's a jerk! And he won't let me work! And I hate Central Perk! [...] And you're all invited to bite...

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Pheobe - The Animal Song

Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers! Nooowww,...

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Pheobe - The Book Of Love

Sometimes men love women, Sometimes men love men, And then there are bisexuals, Though some just say they're kidding themselves. La la-la-la...

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Pheobe - The Christmas Song

Went to the mall yesterday, Sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to get my friends All sorts of crap. He said all I needed to do was write them a song. They haven't heard it so don't try to sing along, so don't sing along.....

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Pheobe - The Snowman

I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin'. How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? La la-la-la...

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Pheobe - Truth About Grandma

Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, She bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad...

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Pheobe - Two Of Them Kissed (Last Night)

There was a girl. We'll call her Betty. And a guy. Let's call him Neil. Now, I can't stress this point too strongly, This story isn't real. Now our Neil must decide, Who will be the girl that he casts aside. Will...