Тексты песен «Psychostick»

I can feel you in my heart Even though we drift apart With those words you spoke to me Though I always disagree And I listen to the sound of Your sweet voice cause you won't shut up. Now I'm finished Let me call you A...

Your pubes are on the soap cuz you never wash em off and I never say a THING There's wrappers on the floor and you never do the dishes and I never say a THING Well... I'll move your book onto a different page I'll let...

Tearin' down the road doin' ninety In my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to Get a tank of gas I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin' for a Sucker like me to drive by goin' way to fast I saw the red and blue in my...

All hail President Rhino All hail rhinoceros commander-in-cheif Republicans think they got a solid economic platform Rhinoceros has two horns Democrats want to raise the tax on the rich A rhino's skin is grey and thick...

I'm depressed So I wrote this song To express Everything that's wrong Like my mother Wouldn't let me go to a rated R Cool movie At the theater with my friends And I know That you may not think that it's a big...

I'm being watched by a duck And with a little bit of luck I can move away and never fear again I saw his beak he made a smirk Then he dunked his head to lurk And turned my blood to ice within my veins I would migrate...

Freak x13 My Red Nose The Cause Of All Laughter Around Here I Am Just A Goddamn Chauffeur Fucking Santa Laughing And Not Do a Thing Choke On Blood When You Sing [Chorus] My Name Is Rudolph I Am The Saddest Reindeer...

What would you do for a death burger... (My I take your order now) Hello I would like a death burger With Cheese And fries And Nachoes (Will that be it) Yes I would like a death burger (So you want a cheeseburger and...

In a crowd With no escape Is when I feel My privates wake! Got to find Some privacy Or they will see Me scratching me! [Chorus] My balls itch! They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em Way down low! My...

"For all you out there, who are dirty and weary. For all those out there, Smelling stinky and sour. For all you out there, who are in need of cleansing. I hope you're prepared, cause it's time... To shower" Take off...

This song is so heavy It makes you want to headbutt a mountain It makes razor blades taste like candy It makes you want to punch a tornado This chorus is nothing but growling Ooooh aaah uuuh! You scream high I scream...

Hey Murph, YER DUMB! No, YER dumb! No, no- YER dumb! Well, yer dumb cuz you got glasses on. Well, yer... DUMB! Yer nose is funny, and dumb. Well, yer eyes are dumb. Well, I'm gonna sing why yer dumb. Yer books are...

I know what you are thinking, you're thinking this is a song, Well I guess i'll just have to show ya, exactly where you are wrong Why aren't ya hearin the cheese? Why aren't ya feelin' the ham? If you don't listen...

Oh, I get it You wanna run my life! Why don't you stick an antenna up my ass And make me your own satellite You bitch Why the hell you gotta make it so damn tough I could find a cure for cancer But it wouldn't be...

My car is a PIECE OF SHIT! Wanna drive you off a cliff Watch you crash into a ravine For the things you did to me, you... STUPID CAR! I wanna make myself a pipe bomb Blow your damn engine back to hell Where I know...

What if the world was made of glazed doughnuts? You would be like man thats fuckin sweet, I can't believe the world is made of doughnuts. What if your hands were made of Hot Pockets? You would be the first one to be...

What if the world was made of glazed donuts? You would be like, "Man, that's fuckin' sweet, I can't believe the world is made of donuts." What if your hands were made of Hot Pockets? You would be the first one to be...

(Alex,... Alex,.. Alex,... ALEX!!!, this is a slow song, you can do that in the next one) I'm looking at you After its all over I dont feel quite the same That look in your eyes Says you dont want me anymore Even...

If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing If you engage in spam There's something you should know That I will hunt you down And to destroy you! Burn in hell! I get online and notice I...