Тексты песен «Ray Stevens»

Let me tell you 'bout Ahab the Arab The Sheik of the burning sand He had emeralds and rubies just dripping off a him And a ring on every finger of his hands He wore a big ol' turban wrapped around his head And a...

I plopped down in my easy chair and turned on Channel 2 A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam was chasin poor Sweet Sue He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil laugh, If you don't give me the deed to your...

Reporter: 'Excuse me mam, what do you think about all the Protests in America today?' Lady: 'Well, my advice to all the a demonstraters would be Either love it or leave it.' Reporter: 'Pardon me sir, what do you think...

Blue Cyclone, Oooh... Well my wife went out of town 'bout a year or so back And left me at home by myself to batch, And after five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream. So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy...

Well come on down to the go-go we're down on the strip If you want to get hip to a brand new trip They got a new soul singer she's really dynamite Jam up, jelly tight, outta sight, alright, ow! Well she may be small...

Jesus loves the little children All the children of the world Pretty yellow, black and white They are precious in his sight Jesus loves the little children of the world Everything is beautiful in it's own way Like a...

Well, they got a tight little unit You know they're the most Famous all over from coast to coast Really layin' down the sound as much as you can stand... hey, hey They got three outfits; red, yellow and blue; Volks...

Well, they got a tight little unit You know they're the most Famous all over from coast to coast Really layin' down the sound as much as you can stand... hey, hey They got three outfits; red, yellow and blue; Volks...

Look-a there, there he goes Ha, there goes the funny man The life of the party, that's me And they'd never guess That I had a care They'd be amazed to see me cry When the party's through Cry over you Talk loud, funny...

Well, go away and leave me all alone and blue And never come back to me 'cause I'm through with you 'Cause baby, now that you have done me wrong it's plain to see That you no longer want to bother me I'm sick and tired...

GITARZAN Ray Stevens He's free as the breeze He's always at ease He lives in the jungle and hangs by his knees As he swings through the trees With a trapeze in his B.V.D.s He's got a union card and he's practicing hard...

Well, a strange thing happened the other night You won't believe it, but I swear it's true Harry the hairy ape made his escape from the city zoo And under cover of darkness he made his way To the middle of the municipal...

Take the ribbons from your hair Shake it loose and let it fall Lay it soft against you skin Like the shadows on the wall Come and lay here by my side Till the early mornin light All I'm takin' is your time Help me make...

Well, they came to town With their elephants and clowns On a hit sticky August day And every telephone pole Had a poster that told Of the thrills that were coming our way There were trapeze fliers And men that ate...

My account is overdrawn, my car slid down the hill I'm givin' up, I've got no more to give My beagle bit the vet, and my daughter's on the pill And my fiscus plant has lost it's will to live I owe Mastercharge my life,...

{This is the evening news, let's go now to our field reporter Renaldo Riviera, this is Renaldo Riviera on the banks Of the stinky muddy river with Mr. R.V. Frisbee Who claims to have witnessed something truly fantastic...

I was married to a widow, who was pretty as can be. This widow, had a grown-up daughter, Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law, And really...

I was married to a widow, who was pretty as can be. This widow, had a grown-up daughter, Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law, And really...

When I'm calling you, ooh If you answer too, ooh That means that I offer my love to you To be your own If you refuse me, I will be blue And waiting all alone But, if when you hear My love call, ringing clear, ooh And...

Dear Sir I write this note to you to tell you of me' plight For at the time of writing I am not a pretty sight Me body is all black and blue Me face a deathly grey And I write this note to tell you why I'm not at work...