Тексты песен «Ren & Stimpy»

Stimpy: (tap dancing) Ren: Stimpy what's all that racket about? Stimpy:I'm tap dancing Ren. Pretty good, huh? Ren: It just sounds like noise to me. And you look even more stupid then ususal. Stimpy: Oh pshaw. Tap...

Ren: Captain's log. Cadet Stimpy and I have been stranded on the planet Baldknob for the last thirty-six years. Our supplies are dangerously low and We've had to breathe ammonia these last eighteen years. Fortunately,...

When nature's callin' Don't be stalin' Use your common sense Before you let it flow Find a place to go Just don't whiz on the Electric fence If you're gonna explode You can use the commonde Of igloos, cave dwellings Or...

Now note the ease with which I swing so nimbly Hither and Yon Witness as I perform an amazing double somersault And catch myself with my prehensile tail Oh no,...

Intro Watch out man, here comes those Firedogs! Verse Ren: Your troubles are over, it is we who are your Firedogs! Stimpy: Eh, but Ren, I'm a cat! Ren: Shut up you fool! He's a good man but he's not quite right in the...

Stinky Wizzleteats Hello, boys and girls, this is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a Song about a whale - no! This is a song about being happy. That's right! It's The Happy Happy Joy Joy song! Singers Happy...

Stimpy: Remeber the royal anthem of the kilted yaksmen! Our country reeks of trees Our taks are really large And they smell like rotting beef Carcasses... And we have to clean-up After them And our saddle sores are The...

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, and over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? It's log, log, log It's log, it's log, It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log, it's log, it's...

Announcer: Parlez vous Francais? Non. Then you need The all-new International Log. Just pull it's twig and you'll turn Your log into a talking tree fluent in five foreign tongues. There's French. French Sexy Girl:...

If you look under chair Or in your sister's hair I tell y'all better beware At what you're gonna Find in there Refrain & Chorus: We's a half inch tall & green Short sticky & mean We can make your teacher Scream 'Cause...

Stimpy: It's sure lonely around here Ever since Ren got his Pectoral implants & went to Hollywood. (Singing) I've never asked for anything Just your happiness. And now that you have found it I should be glad, I guess...

Remember the royal anthem of the Kilted Yaksmen Our country reeks of trees Our yaks are really large And they smell like rotting beef carcasses And we have to clean up after them And our saddle sores are the best We...

Stimpy: Ahh, I hate rainy days. Sven: Yaa, undt me too. Stimpy: I know. Let's go play a game. Hmmm. Let's see... There's Scribble & Gamey & Monotony & Pure Chessy & Misery Date. Stimpy: Joy! Sven: Joy! Stimpy & Sven:...

Stimpy: Oh boy Ren! You'll never believe what I got. Ren: A record! You eediot! Stimpy: Yeah, Ren that's exactly what it's called... You Eediot. Stimpy: Will you come and listen to it with me? Ren: Go away! Can't you...