Тексты песен «Ren And Stimpy»

(Charlie Brissette/Tom Armbruster) REN: Stimpy, what's all that racket about? STIMPY: I'm tap dancing Ren. Pretty good, huh? REN: It just sounds like noise to me. And you look even more stupid than usual. STIMPY: Oh...

(Chris Reccardi/Jim Smith/Scott Humi/John Kricfalusi) ---Instrumental--- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------ Eric Wincentsen...

(Tom Armbruster/Chris Reccardi/Jim Smith) Captain's log. Cadet Stimpy and I have been stranded on the planet Baldknob for the last thirty-six years. Our supplies are dangerously low and we've had to breathe ammonia...

Now I am a monkey A monkey monkey monkey REN: And I am a monkey too...

(Chris Reccardi/Jim Smith/Scott Humi/John Kricfalusi) ---Instrumental---...

(Charlie Brissette/Tom Armbruster/John Kricfalusi) When nature's callin' Don't be stallin' Use your common sense Before you let it flow Find a place to go Just don't whiz on the electric fence If you're gonna explode...

When nature's callin' Don't be stalin' Use your common sense Before you let it flow Find a place to go Just don't whiz on the Electric fence If you're gonna explode You can use the commonde Of igloos, cave dwellings Or...

(Charlie Brissette/Scott Humi) REN: Now note the ease with which I swing so nimbly hither and yon Witness as I perform an amazing double somersault And catchy myself with my prehensile tail Oh no...(scream!!) STIMPY:...

(Chris Reccardi) Watch out man, here come those Firedogs! REN: Your troubles are over, it is we who are your Firedogs! STIMPY: Eh, but Ren, I'm a cat! REN: Shut up you fool! He's a good man but he's not quite right in...

(John Kricfalusi/Chris Reccardi/Charlie Brissette) Hello, boys and girls, this is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale-no! This is a song about being happy. That's right! It's the Happy Happy...

(Bob Camp/Charlie Brissette) REN: O.K. Stimpy, it's time for your evolving lessons. STIMPY: Oh rapture!! They swing by their tales with the greatest of ease Those hairy mammals we call monkeys They have so much fun...

(Charlie Brissette/Scott Humi) STIMPY: Uh oh (scream!)...

(John Kricfalusi/BobCamp/Charlie Brissette) STIMPY: Remember the royal anthem of the kilted yaksmen! Our country reeks of trees Our yaks are really large And they smell like rotting beef carcasses And we have to...

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, and over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? It's log, log, log It's log, it's log, It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log, it's log, it's...

(Charlie Brissette/Chris Reccardi/John Kricfalusi/Bob Camp) ANNOUNCER: Parlez vous Francais? Non. Then you need the all-new International Log. Just pull its twig and you'll turn your Log into a talking tree fluent in...

(John Kricfalusi/Bob Camp/Charlie Brissette) Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all? Who can skip thru the mud with the greatest of ease? What kind of wonderful guy? Who can crawl like a dog without scraping his...

(Chris Reccardi) If you look under chair Or in your sister's hair I tell y'all better beware At what you're gonna find in there CHORUS We's a half inch tall and green Short sticky and mean We can make your teacher...

(Charlie Brissette/Tom Armbruster) It's sure lonely around here ever since Ren got his pectoral implants and went to Hollywood. I've never asked for anything just your happiness And now that you have found it I should...

Remember the royal anthem of the Kilted Yaksmen Our country reeks of trees Our yaks are really large And they smell like rotting beef carcasses And we have to clean up after them And our saddle sores are the best We...

(Charlie Brissette/Alex Rannie/Tom Armbruster) Smoke...