Тексты песен «Ren And Stimpy»


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Ren And Stimpy - Better Than No One

(Charlie Brissette/Tom Armbruster) REN: Stimpy, what's all that racket about? STIMPY: I'm tap dancing Ren. Pretty good, huh? REN: It just sounds like noise to me. And you look even more stupid than usual. STIMPY: Oh...

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Ren And Stimpy - Big House Blues

(Chris Reccardi/Jim Smith/Scott Humi/John Kricfalusi) ---Instrumental--- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------ Eric Wincentsen...

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Ren And Stimpy - Captain's Log/Space Madness

(Tom Armbruster/Chris Reccardi/Jim Smith) Captain's log. Cadet Stimpy and I have been stranded on the planet Baldknob for the last thirty-six years. Our supplies are dangerously low and we've had to breathe ammonia...

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Ren And Stimpy - Dizzy Monkeyes

Now I am a monkey A monkey monkey monkey REN: And I am a monkey too...

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Ren And Stimpy - Dog Pound Hop

(Chris Reccardi/Jim Smith/Scott Humi/John Kricfalusi) ---Instrumental---...

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Ren And Stimpy - Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence

(Charlie Brissette/Tom Armbruster/John Kricfalusi) When nature's callin' Don't be stallin' Use your common sense Before you let it flow Find a place to go Just don't whiz on the electric fence If you're gonna explode...

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Ren And Stimpy - Don't Wiz On The Electric Fence

When nature's callin' Don't be stalin' Use your common sense Before you let it flow Find a place to go Just don't whiz on the Electric fence If you're gonna explode You can use the commonde Of igloos, cave dwellings Or...

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Ren And Stimpy - Filthy's Dance

(Charlie Brissette/Scott Humi) REN: Now note the ease with which I swing so nimbly hither and yon Witness as I perform an amazing double somersault And catchy myself with my prehensile tail Oh no...(scream!!) STIMPY:...

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Ren And Stimpy - Fire Dogs

(Chris Reccardi) Watch out man, here come those Firedogs! REN: Your troubles are over, it is we who are your Firedogs! STIMPY: Eh, but Ren, I'm a cat! REN: Shut up you fool! He's a good man but he's not quite right in...

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Ren And Stimpy - Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy

(John Kricfalusi/Chris Reccardi/Charlie Brissette) Hello, boys and girls, this is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale-no! This is a song about being happy. That's right! It's the Happy Happy...

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Ren And Stimpy - I'm Gonna Be A Monkey

(Bob Camp/Charlie Brissette) REN: O.K. Stimpy, it's time for your evolving lessons. STIMPY: Oh rapture!! They swing by their tales with the greatest of ease Those hairy mammals we call monkeys They have so much fun...

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Ren And Stimpy - Jungle Boogie

(Charlie Brissette/Scott Humi) STIMPY: Uh oh (scream!)...

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Ren And Stimpy - Kilted Yaksmen Anthem

(John Kricfalusi/BobCamp/Charlie Brissette) STIMPY: Remember the royal anthem of the kilted yaksmen! Our country reeks of trees Our yaks are really large And they smell like rotting beef carcasses And we have to...

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Ren And Stimpy - Log

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, and over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? It's log, log, log It's log, it's log, It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log, it's log, it's...

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Ren And Stimpy - Log Blues/Log Theme

(Charlie Brissette/Chris Reccardi/John Kricfalusi/Bob Camp) ANNOUNCER: Parlez vous Francais? Non. Then you need the all-new International Log. Just pull its twig and you'll turn your Log into a talking tree fluent in...

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Ren And Stimpy - Muddy Mudskipper Theme

(John Kricfalusi/Bob Camp/Charlie Brissette) Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all? Who can skip thru the mud with the greatest of ease? What kind of wonderful guy? Who can crawl like a dog without scraping his...

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Ren And Stimpy - Nose Goblins

(Chris Reccardi) If you look under chair Or in your sister's hair I tell y'all better beware At what you're gonna find in there CHORUS We's a half inch tall and green Short sticky and mean We can make your teacher...

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Ren And Stimpy - Ren's Pecs

(Charlie Brissette/Tom Armbruster) It's sure lonely around here ever since Ren got his pectoral implants and went to Hollywood. I've never asked for anything just your happiness And now that you have found it I should...

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Ren And Stimpy - Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen

Remember the royal anthem of the Kilted Yaksmen Our country reeks of trees Our yaks are really large And they smell like rotting beef carcasses And we have to clean up after them And our saddle sores are the best We...

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Ren And Stimpy - Smokin'

(Charlie Brissette/Alex Rannie/Tom Armbruster) Smoke...