Тексты песен «Retard-O-Bot»


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Retard-O-Bot - Almost

You will never be who I am You may never see what I can Probably never be everything you are We cannot agree on anything Everything you do is better Everything you say is right Anything I do, just won't do Still you...

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Retard-O-Bot - Arsenio Hall

Arsenio huff huff huff Arsenio huff huff who's the guest this week, Arsenio? who's the guest this week? could it, could it be.. Magic Johnson? call 1-800-collect.. save yourself a buck or...

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Retard-O-Bot - Beggars Ride

Oh, I thought that you'd be proud of me But no, you just instill more doubt in me I knew that I could make it through like I needed to But I never thought that you'd be blocking my fucking way If wishes were horses...

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Retard-O-Bot - Big Sky

Big sky look down upon the people Looking up at the big sky Everybody pushing one another around Big sky feels sad when he sees the children Scream and cry But big sky's too big to let it get him down Big sky too big...

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Retard-O-Bot - Chief Smoke 'em Rot

me Cheif Smoke 'Em Rot live on reservation me buy big sixty dry them on the navajo food dehydrater then we shred em up then we stuff them in a pesa pipe then they smoke em rot Cheif Smoke 'Em Rot smoke alotta Rot...

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Retard-O-Bot - Cliche

Yo..Yo..Yo..UH.. Yeah.. Yo.. Yo.. Word..Yo.. Hey.. is this thing on? (Yo) Can't hear nothing.. Hey my boy engineer, Turn that shit up..Yo, ya hear what he's saying? Yo engineer (engineer) Turn my shit up (turn my boy's...

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Retard-O-Bot - Derelict

Sorry, why should I be sorry I'm not sorry Just because you think I'm wrong Sorry, doesn't mean I'm fucking wrong Sorry for nothing There's always something Some one, some where some where, Don't care Discrepancies...

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Retard-O-Bot - Entertainment

Sometimes i run all over the place Punch myself in the head Sometimes i run around the stage Kick myself in the face Sometimes I'll trip on the cord and fall down Sometimes I'll just sit here and beat myself with the...

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Retard-O-Bot - Facade

Put up your wall, mother fucker Maybe I won't see threw it Or maybe I will, Who knows Put on your act, bitch Maybe I won't see threw that shit Put up your wall, mother fucker Maybe I won't see threw it or maybe I will,...

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Retard-O-Bot - Friendship Forever

My dreams come in every shape And when I close my eyes I can't help what I come to realize That everything starts making sense If I have something I'm trying to forget Regret won't let me let it go I can't shake it...

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Retard-O-Bot - Haygar

HAYYGARRR Poke him with A hot stick Drag him around by his fucking neck Sit him next to the campsite Karosine, not gasoline Haygar, it's okay He'll burn anyway He will still BURN He will still BURN He will...

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Retard-O-Bot - I Don't Think You Really Mean It

I don't think you really mean it It's the things you say It's the things you do It's the things you promise That never seem to come true I don't think you really mean it I don't think you really mean it It's the...

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Retard-O-Bot - Jox

Fucking jox, you're homophobes Smack his ass, leave me alone Going far and catch that pass Score the point and win the game at last Feeling big now, beat me down I'm sick of jox, let's turn it around Now you're the...

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Retard-O-Bot - Killjoy

clean your bedroom clean the bathroom do the dishes do the laundry this is my house these are my rules you'll do as i say because you're my slave pick this shit up this is my house do what i say when i say...

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Retard-O-Bot - Meet Retard-O-Bot 2000

Listen to me while i move my arms No, listen to me when i move my ears Listen to me while i move my leg Listen to me when i move my toes.. No! don't listen to him (listen to meee)wait! listen to me! (don't listen to...

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Retard-O-Bot - Pass Go, Collect Two Hundred Dollars

I never said I was Anymore than I am It's the point of no return No return, no return, no return NO, don't look back No no no, don't hold back You take what you can and then you never let it go They know you won't...

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Retard-O-Bot - Piggly Wiggly

Gotta go slow Gotta go slow Pig without wings Is just another pig And a prick that's not hard Is just another dick Open real wide and in goes my fist Wasn't that just so delicious Peddling backwards, great exercise

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Retard-O-Bot - Polish The Chrome

sometimes i like to sit at home with a can of chrome polish put a little of the polish on a cloth then rub it back and forth across the chrome ya know, i should have wrote some lyrics down for this song.. why.. i dunno...

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Retard-O-Bot - Pollution Pump

Pump your brain full of lead poisoning Nothing to gain nothing to loose so choose to enjoy this song I made What I want to know is where's the fucking manual Said there'd be a solution to all this fucking noise...

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Retard-O-Bot - Role Models

Everyone I looked up to Had a white moustache and tophat to match I might laugh if I had a chance Might laugh if I had a chance Everyone I looked up to Had a white moustache and tophat to match I might laugh if I had a...