Тексты песен «Rhett And Link»

Within every electronic device There lies a seed Dormant and waiting to be... released Somewhere between 18mos and 2yrs It will sprout... and begin to choke the life out And if you've got an iPod, You know exactly what...

I wouldn't call myself a social butterfly And there's not much that separates me from the other guy But when I login I begin to live There's an online world where I am king Of a little website dedicated to me With...

Oh, I remember the time when life was so much simpler, and not so quick, way back in the year 2006, never heard of RSSes, my hands were full of two email addresses, and a MySpace page, lying about my income and age (I...

Do... do you remember back In middle school When my trunks fell down At the pool Everyone laughed Except for you You just let me hold you In my bedroom Our freshman year When Julie Midnight Dump me because...

Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow. You'll be saying wow Every time you use this towel. It's like a chamois! It's like a towel! It's like a sponge. A regular towel doesn't work wet - this works wet or dry. This is for the...

Why you up in this store? What you looking for? Cheese? I'm cheddar, I'm much better than the rest of these Don't speak too fast, you need to get a load of dis. I'm Swiss Alright, white boy, they get the gist... Got...

My father picked me up in his beige four door car He said We're going to the Hoover Dam It's not very far He said There's enough concrete in the Hoover Dam To build a two-lane highway from New York to San Fran And one...

Everything's okay 'Cause I'm on vacation We spent 14 hours on that sandcastle! Everything is great 'Cause I'm on vacation At least we're not back at our jobs Which is at an ice cream sandwich factory We need it We want...