Тексты песен «Rivers Bob»
Rivers Bob - Beat-Up Old Jet Liner
Goodbye to all my friends I've known And the travel agents I trusted. I'm riding along in this beat up old plane. Look out the window, all the rivits are rusted. The ground crew is pushing us backwards On that rickety...
Rivers Bob - Bowel Moves
I was a little too stuffed Had to lose a few pounds Pants too tight, seams busting out Just had a big burritto with beans and rice With salsa on top, and some extra spice Lots of extra spice... Out there in the bathroom...
Rivers Bob - Dr. Jack
Dr. Jack Was a quack Named Kevorkian. And he worked In a shack Up in Michegan. If you're sick Dr. Jack Doesn't make you healthy. If you're practically Dead, he could End it with glee. The cops couldn't stop...
Rivers Bob - Honda Accord
And now, I'm going to do a song with great social and political influence. it goes like this... Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord. Mercedes insurance I cannot afford. If I drove a Porche, I'd still be ignored. So...
Rivers Bob - Long Distance Company
Not another... Long Distance Company, Always calling to save me dough. "How's your savings?" "Ours go farther!" "We can switch you, you just say so." Call your mother. She might listen. I don't need you to waste my...
Rivers Bob - Marv Bites
Was he a saint? Was he a worm? She's telling lies... That's what I heard. NBC's pissed He's bringing them down. His cannibal kiss Is all over town. In his room at night, Marv bites, Marv bites. Marv Albert in the...
Rivers Bob - Media Killed The Royalty Star
We fell in love with Princess Di in '82. The press was fast at graphing everything she'd do.. They tracked her everywhere from here to Timbuktu Oh-a oh They took the photos, no respect for privacy. Using the latest in...
Rivers Bob - Ocome All Ye Grateful Deadheads
BOB RIVERS - O COME ALL YE GRATEFUL DEADHEADS O come, all ye Grateful, Deadheads to the concert. O come, Grateful Deadheads, And camp in the street. Bring rolling papers, Don't forget your sleeping bags. O come get us...
Rivers Bob - Spacestation Oddity
Station Mir to ground control... Station Mir to anyone... Send a rescue ship and bring our asses home. Station Mir to ground control... Systems broke down, engines gone... End this mission or we'll all end up...
Rivers Bob - What If God Smoked Cannabis
If God had long hair And a goatee, And if his eyes looked pretty glazed... If He looked spaced out Would you buy his story? Would you believe he had an eye infection? And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked And yeah, yeah,...