Тексты песен «Rugburns»


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Rugburns - 'til The Next Day Comes

She said, "Warm up your heart Sixty-six more degrees Then maybe you won't walk around Like a human iceberg on your knees" Now we could go together, baby To see a big man with books He'll take your mental temperature...

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Rugburns - Better Be Careful

I better be careful what I ask for 'Cause I been asking for an awful lot, and baby I better be careful what I look for 'Cause I been looking for an awful lot, and baby I want to trim your leaves, and baby I want to...

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Rugburns - Dicks Automotive

One, two, one, two, three, quattro John was living in Ocean Beach, California with his girlfriend, Julie, when he decided one day, "Hey, Jule, let's move up north. To northern California where the air is clear and the...

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Rugburns - Dirty

Outside the wind is blowing The waves are crashing fast There's people running naked I see a nameless ass It's soft and pink and fleshy So tender to the touch I'll never get to grab it My timing's never clutch My ass is...

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Rugburns - Football Tonite

Sweep up the kitchen Hurry and do the dishes Bring me a beer mab' I'll let you go out with your other bitches Sweep up the kitchen Could you turn off the goddamn lights? Fetch me the remote control We got football...

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Rugburns - Football Tonite (Wtop)

Sweep up the kitchen Hurry and do the dishes Bring me a beer mab' I'll let you go out with your other bitches Sweep up the kitchen Could you turn off the goddamn lights? Fetch me the remote control We got football...

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Rugburns - Gold's Gym Guy

Why you going out with that Gold's Gym guy? I saw you kissing him on the Fourth of July Baby, can't you see I got tears in my eyes? Why you going out with that Gold's Gym guy? Baby's got a thing for muscle bound jocks...

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Rugburns - Hitchhiker Joe

Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe He'll slit your throat And cut off your big toe, I tell you He'll make you smile From ear to ear Gonna lock you in a trunk For ninety-nine years Don't do it now Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom Bom,...

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Rugburns - Holliston Street

We lived on Holliston Street in the sixties We didn't need much back then, just a smile And Daddy would sing And buy us ice cream And we would listen Uncle Louie would come over for dinner on Sundays He taught piano to...

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Rugburns - I Hate Fuckin Christmas

Dashing through the snow I hate fuckin' christmas Seems like it's one big "have to do" Seems like everybody that you meet on the street Has been singin "halle-fuckin'-lujah" Well, the mistletoe on the ceiling really...

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Rugburns - I Want To Learn About Love

My mouth was just as dry as the tampon dispenser In the women's bathroom at the Oceanside bus station A constipated woman barged in on me and said "Eeek! A boy! Get out before I call Queer Nation!" But the police did...

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Rugburns - Kilkenny Man

Sure as I was borne in Ireland, I was weaned on whiskey, but raised on gin Drinkin' so long since I was born, never been so high as a kite in a storm Hey ho, whataya know, when you're outta good whiskey, you're out on...

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Rugburns - Lockjaw

I look outside the sky is grey And the clouds are filled with rain It makes me jealous how it opens up and I'm stuck inside again I'm like a sitcom polyester family Inside my T.V. I'm the boy in the bubble and you Can't...

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Rugburns - Mama

I like carpet and I like grass I don't know what I'd lay on last If I had my choice, I'd lay on you Mama Oh, mama I like you, you are free When we're apart I'm just not me I'm like a chicken pot pie without the peas...

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Rugburns - Me And Eddie Vedder

Houses of the Holy Was an album by Led Zeppelin I bought it on eight track Not on CD Fades out in the middle The way an eight track's s'posed to The way an eight track's s'posed to I got the number thirteen Tattooed on...

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Rugburns - Morning Song

One, two, three Sun comes up through the window in the morning The flowers say hello I pour cold milk on hot oatmeal Steam goes up my nose Toaster bings Microwave sings Could I have another Cup of Java, honey, baby,...

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Rugburns - My Boyfriend

My boyfriend, he's so sexy He takes me all the way to Mexico Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa He don't care if I dance with other fellas He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa We could eat French food...

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Rugburns - My Carphone's On The Pill

My carphone's on the pill, and my girfriend's got call waiting Satan's in the bagels and my toaster's masturbating My computer has hard drive, and my disk is always floppy My Xerox has the runs and it won't stop...

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Rugburns - Nows Not The Right Time For Love

Now's not the right time for love 'Cause I'm busy building an igloo in Alaska Perhaps if you had asked me last week I was redesigning China's political system And that's not easy With so many people With so many mouths...

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Rugburns - Pile On The Hangover

Pile on the hangover just give it to me at once Let it fall down like a curtain on my brain with a one, two punch I know I was an ass and I drank too much, my life's a damn disgrace Can't even stand to get up in the...