Тексты песен «Sandler Adam»

[Sounds of Basketball being shot around] [Sandler:] "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." [Allen:] "Now, that's ridiculous." [Sandler:] "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too." [Allen:] "What are you talking...

Where's my Peggy Sue? I could use a Rosalita If there's a Long Tall Sally out there I'm dyin' to meet her Why can't I hear Beth callin' me? Why can't I be the one to make Sara smile? I wish I was arm in arm with Jean...

"This is a song..." "This is uhh, This is a new song..." "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..." "The Lunchlady" [Laughing] Woke up in the morning Put on my new plastic glove Served some...

[M1:] "Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun" [all agree] [M2:] "Whoa,do you smell that skunk" [All:] "Yeah [M2:] "You know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of growing...

Schnine He's a pretty good guy He's nice to his neighbors You can count on him to buy your school candy bars He's a real nic guy He's always got the jumper cables He'll take your mail in when you're on vacation He's a...

I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit That my friend overnight mailed to me I'm fucking wasted It's the best shit I ever tasted I think...

I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit that my friend overnight mailed to me I'm fucking wasted It's the best shit I ever tasted I think...

[Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Student: Whispering] "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?" [Chuckling] [Mr Spindel:] "Whut!?" [Student: Whispering] "You're in for a big surprise...

When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken I love your feet I love your breasts I love the way you eat gravel To help you digest Oh, my little chicken...

[Silverware clicking] [M1:] "Can you pass the beats please?" [F1:] "Here you go" [M1:] "Thanks" [Brad:] "Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! And I'm gonna go if that's ok with you." [Mom:] "NOOO!!"...

What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well? It's okay, Momma will take care of you Not really sick, but don't you know I still say I am Dad just mumbles, "There goes my girlie son acting up again" How could you...

My mom bought you when I was just 13, the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen. She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out, "That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout. But we stuck together, we didn't quit,...

My mom bought you when I was just 13, The brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen. She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out, "That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout. But we stuck together, we didn't quit,...

Russel: Shouting] "Come on Robert! Pitch it in there, baby! We're behind you here in right field! One down! Two to go! Hum it now! Yeah! Show 'em the magic! This chump can't hit!" [Whispering to himself] "Please God,...

- "Polychronopolous" I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your ass I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charley horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always need a ride Nobody likes me...

Hanging with my sweet amour She came out with a lion's roar Yelling, "I'm going to the corner store, Be back at quarter to four" "Don't slam your pinkies in the drawer" She can be like a maiden from the days of yore...

Hanging with my sweet amour She came out with a lion's roar Yelling, "I'm going to the corner store, Be back at quarter to four" "Don't slam your pinkies in the drawer" She can be like a maiden from the days of yore...

"THE THANKSGIVING SONG" / Adam Sandler Transcribed by Noah Rollins, or noah@grove.ufl.edu Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey 'Cause it's good Love to east turkey Like a good boy should 'Cause...

"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" [Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] [Cow:] Moo "And now a cow who goes skydiving for...

"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor." [Mopping sounds] Mop, mop, mop All day long Mop, mop, mop While I sing this song [Sound of someone walking towards him] Gonna wax the floor Gonna make it shine...