Тексты песен «Screaming Monkey Boner»

I've waited so long, and now I've got my chance To sing my own song, and dance my little dance So won't you come along and we'll ourselves some fun For I've got all the wrong ideas, and the drive to get things done...

Can I get a witness, can I reboot to the menu screen Can I get a witness, can I reboot to the menu screen The stupid leading the blind is why I wish I could be Just... Retarded Told you once, I told you twice, I lost...

Sell your soul to a side show, to a ring master freak named Christ, it's not a free ride though, and your dignity is the price. Though he will protect you, from liars and sinners and vice (oh my!) Who will protect him?...

The cemetery a picnic ground, the dead regurgitated from the ground They arise up from the pit to eat my flesh and suck my dick Long awaited I anticipated this moment as I masturbated An orgiastic jamberoo, a...

See no evil, feel no pain, can't wash the blood off, inside your veins, Feel no evil peel away the skin, expose the elements, outside turned in Speak no evil, words are sin, now it's your turn, to just give in, Hear no...

Well I once knew a man, named Fat Arnie B., he rolled into town and took a bite out of me, he pulled up to the window, ordered burgers galore, but when I asked him for the money, he put the pedal to the floor, Honk if...

I have fun with poop everyday It's the greatest man made clay Sometimes I eat it, sometimes I feed it to my sister Somebody took my poop away I gonna find them and make them pay With my...

Close your eyes, and pray to the lobotomized A tiny enigmatic hole, unraveling a pristine life Open your head, and take without uncertainty Just reach in and tear away, your cerebral virginity Gloryhole Oblivious to...

What's that in the distance, oh my gosh, oh my goodness, what could it possibly be? It seems like the sound of a thousand midgets coming to town to take revenge upon me! How could they have known, I found one outside...

Knee deep in a pool of cum, writhing naked tightly bound, Gazes fixed upon your cunt, in masturbatorium Your pleasure is all mine, throbbing members keeping time, Flesh fold fondled inner thighs, dancing before my eyes...

A wonderful thing to dance a jig upon the graves of your enemies, To piss in the face of virtue and grace and celebrate atrocities, If there ever was such a thing as joy and love and liberty, I'd have another song to...

Hard wired heads plugged into a higher power Unified deity flowing from the poppy flower Fuels of creation of answers to the desperate Questions raised since the dawn of man Who are we and why are we here? Traveling in...

Keep your opinions to yourself, I said to yourself, just to yourself Think and do just what you're told, and you won't do nothing else Keep your opinions to yourself, I said to yourself, just to yourself think And do...

Boys and girls come one come all, join the crowd and celebrate Dress your best, come to the ball, and find a whole new kind of hate Push and shove to the bitter end, there's nowhere left to turn Sell yourself to buy it...

Rise up, above the fog, above the world, which you have wronged We lift you up, above it all, the higher you go, the farther you fall Take one last look, the world won't take you back, your final gaze, before it all...

I want to see, show me reality Ratings dropping, what to do More violence and nudity. Right wing complaining, fuck em if it's entertaining They'd be having all the fun if they were holding on the guns What's this coming...

What do you get when you build up your walls And find that the pieces don't match up You will see as they grow up tall The higher you go the farther you fall T.E.T.R.I.S.! Why do we build the overpowering need to...

There seams to be no relief in sight from the never-ending procession of mindless drones, Matching forward like the slow cruel juggernaut of time and circumstance, Steadily overtaking every aspect, every cubic...

Boys and girls come one come all, join the crowd and celebrate Dress your best, come to the ball, and find a whole new kind of hate Push and shove to the bitter end, there's nowhere left to turn Sell yourself to buy it...

White collar criminals control our countries Constrict our airflow and neural pathways Must resist the strong temptation To inflict artificial social morays An invisible gun to every head, same finger on each trigger...