Тексты песен «Shane Dawson»

Ohh ohh ohh ohh ooooohh ohh ohh ohh ohh baby Caught in a bad bromance Ohh ohh ohh ohh ooooohh ohh ohh ohh ohh baby Caught in a bad bromance Ra Ra Oh Ra Ra Romance Ra Ma Ma Blah Blah Oh GaGa A bad bromance x2 You...

Dadee da da Da da da Chillin in my house With my moomoo on My couch is cover plastic Just wanna keep the liquid & food off the fabric Preicous moments on the self With my glass cat You think I'm not cool Cuz...

Red suit with the thong underneath I've got the taste of McCain's old dick in my teeth I was the governor, but I decided to quit Alaska's cold as fuck and it's boring as shit Ga-ga-ga-Gay's always call me a bitch Cause...

You're falling for a douche bag douche ba-ag x2 D-bag d-d-pa-pa x3 D-bag douche bag. D-bag d-d-pa-pa x3 D-bag douche bag. He takes longer then you to get ready. He shaves his legs but swears he is not gay. He lotions...

I wake up on the wrong side of my floor My clothes still smell like the day before Where am I? Why am I talking to myself- ellf I'm like a fat kid Running through a candy store Lika a Nympho surronded by a bunch of...

I wake up on the wrong side of my floor My clothes still smell like the night before Where Am I? Why am I talking to myself? (Self) Im like a fat kid running through a candy store Im like a nympho surrounded by a bunch...

Ohohohoh I'm in love with FUPA's, FUPA's. Ohohohoh I'm in love with FUPA's, FUPA's FUPA's! FUPA's-as FUPAS! FUPA-as FUPAs! FUPA-as FUPA's! NOM NOM When she walks towards me, I am horny Her body is a work of art it...

[Mom - Mrs. Dawson] Did you get your d-ck stuck in the blue-ray player again? [Dr. Johnson] No no Mrs. Dawson it's Doctor Johnson. [Mom - Mrs. Dawson] Oh sorry I thought it was Shane. [Dr. Johnson] Blu-ray player is...

It's Christmas time And Santa's here making the children smile But he's just a pedophile, So you better watch your child Christmas trees in every house covered in shiny lights but they just turn brown and die or set...

If I'm immature And I'm insecure And you don't like me And you're not quiet sure Just go, Oh You see my face In your rear view mirror We can't look ahead Cause the grass ain't greener Oh no, oh I can't...

Im running out of time I hope that I can save you some how If I If I had super powers Id save the world and you would be mine, Mine Have no fear your hero is hear my super sense is telling me that danger is near Im...

We got a fashion line Even got dog poop bags at Target Put our face on it We gonna sell it Even if it's shitty I'm Kris and I'm the main bitch And welcome to my sweat shop You ask to get the day off Well guess what,...

If life was like a Christmas movie I wouldn't have a care or worry and Everything would always turn out fine Makin' angels in the snow Kissin' under mistletoe and Everyone would always have a smile But baby life isn't...

Back from the liquor store Dressed up like a hoe Dancing real sexy Lots of drunk texting Alone on a Friday night, no boyfriend tonight we got into a fight Now baby I just wanna drink Maybe some some weed Start talking...