Тексты песен «Shel Silverstein»

Yeah they call me Grizzly Bear got long black grizzly hair Walk down the street and everybody stop and stare Ohohoh well I'm wild and wooly and free And so you'd better not mess with me Lemme tell you that I howl yowl...

Well on a Monday I'll be slingin' hash Tuesday I'll be collectin' trash And on a Wednesday I might be tendin' bar Thursday I'll be the guy who parks your car On a Friday I might be teachin' school a Saturday finds me...

Yeah hoodoo voodoo lady cast up your voodoo vision Let me know where did my baby go where did my lovin' baby go Hoodoo voodoo lady shake your black cat tooth and your mojo bone And bring my baby home bring my baby back...

No I can't touch the clouds for you I've never reached the sun for you I've never done the things that you need done for you I've stretched as high as I can reach I guess I'm not the one for you Cause I can't touch the...

Oh yes boys play it sweet for me I was sittin' in my basement I'd just rolled myself a taste of Somethin' green and gold and glorious to get me through the day When my friend yells through my transom grab your coat an'...

Well now I once knew a woman listen while I tell you all about her yeah And the first time I seen her I knew I couldn't live without her Well now she swore she'd love me all her life and I knew I'd do the same God damn...

Now I'm warnin' all you women don't stand too close to me cause you might catch fire Now you're talkin' to a man in a whole other kind of bag Well I'm three parts tiger and one part snake I'll ball you to sleep and I'll...

So you heard there was a spark of love alive for you You come back to kill it like you always do You found it weak and tremblin' hangin' on just by a thread And you kicked it choked it stepped on it and broke it left it...

Now if I can't be your hotdog lemme be your little weiner Baby if I can't be your regular man lemme be your in betweener And if I can't be your human torch lemme be your submariner Well hey baby don't you leave me this...

She's a liberated lady and she's looking out for herself And she don't need your protection and she does not want your help And if you're lookin' for some pretty little flower You better go look somewhere else cause I...

She's a liberated lady and she's looking out for herself And she don't need your protection and she does not want your help And if you're lookin' for some pretty little flower You better go look somewhere else cause I...

You may be lookin' for me but I ain't lookin' for you I'm still lookin' for myself and I ain't got time to look for nobody else When I found who I am and where I am And if you come round again maybe then baby maybe then...

Ko-we-ha Gemini Jim taw Scorpio Salo Taw sejno-nej-o-to-kono o-ha-na-shi-te-saw There was Gemini Jim and Scorpio Sal they was livin' by the Golden Gate Freezin' their nose and wearin' leather clothes and dealin' every...

Oh ever since my masocistic baby went and left me (she had left you a kiss) I got nothin' nothin' to hit but the wall (poor wall) She loved me when I beat her (oh they do love that) But then I started actin' sweeter (oh...

Hey when I was a lad in fishing town an old man said to me You can spend your life your jolly life just sailing on the sea Now you can search the world for pretty girls till your eyes are weak and dim But don't go...

(There was a time when people talked said with their mouth How they talk and it doesn't mean a thing it's called the modern talk)<BR> Now picture the scene the day is sunny A man meets a friend and asks him for...

Walk into a restaurant with chicken on my mind Look at the menu I want roastbeaf and wine A waitress comes up I order baked beans and bread Oh when she brings it I want ham'n eggs instead Because my mind keeps a movin'...

Never bite a married woman on the thigh oh my Cause she just can't rub it off no matter how she'll try And when she gets home at night her man will ask her why Then she'll say it's just a birthmark or some other silly...

Everybody says I'm paranoid they all think I'm crazy They all smile to my face but they'd like to see me die They put poison in my coffee they put ground glass in my oatmeal They put spiders in my tennis shoes and shit...

Oh if you read in the papers that she's been seen A gettin' in an out of some millionare's long custom made limousine She may fool you with her smile but I can see That's just her poor hopeless heartless helpless...