Тексты песен «Skankin' Pickle»


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Skankin' Pickle - $13,000 Is A Lot Of Food

You owe us $13,0000 It would be very nice if you would pay us soon It's not like we make a whole lot of money It's not like we drive in big limousines We just want to get back our money The money we worked so hard to...

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Skankin' Pickle - As Close As You Think

I am lurking under your bed, but you can't find me I have hid inside your head but you can't find me Jump up 'cause I'm tappin on your shoulder Can't you see this monstrous conscience creeping back into your closet?...

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Skankin' Pickle - Asian Man

Ahh, Very fine chineese rock n' roll I'm sick of people telling me That dog shouldn't be eaten as a delicacy. Yo, it tastes good Like a sandwich meat And heck I like it And it's low in calories You eat cow and I eat...

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Skankin' Pickle - Burnt Head

I go out and burn my head Look at it turn bright red I don't mind I don't care People think it's funny If I got no hair. All my friends they burn their scalps Ou ou ouch ouch ouch I think it's funny So I pop their...

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Skankin' Pickle - Doin' Something Naughty

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance How could i say yes with this thing growing in my pants Her chin dropped to the ground As i turned and walked away She followed me, asked me what was wrong Well what could I...

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Skankin' Pickle - Don't Care

I am the hottest thing you ever will see You know I'm something it ain't easy to be I am the neatest thing to ever hit town There isn't anyting that could put me down [Chorus] Don't care If you really wanna hang around...

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Skankin' Pickle - Fakin Jamaican

I'm fakin Jamaican And I think I'm a rasta My hair looks like pasta I think I'm a rasta I'm fakin Jamaican Fakin Jamaican Fakin Jamaican Fakin Jamaican mon I'm fakin Jamaican And I think I'm a rasta I am Milli...

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Skankin' Pickle - Fights

If spock were really real I'd have him in our band And all he'd ever do Is look for tyrants in the crowd And trouble makers they'd beware Cause when there is a need A Spock hold will be waiting for the boys in asile B...

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Skankin' Pickle - Gas In My Car

[Verse] I put some gas in my car and I'm ready to go go go. We'll blow this town for a while, doesn't matter where we go. You think we might get away with it, I think we might get away with it but how? Oh, I've got to...

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Skankin' Pickle - Go Home Now

2 yrs, 4 yrs, what makes it seem so long for people to react with such indecency? I'm making it go, think for a while There makes are enough for 4 Hey scream, flush the toilet just a thing to do You've got to stop...

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Skankin' Pickle - Hate

Hate-that guy he looked at me Hate-that guy is acting funny Hate-that guy ain't B or W! Hate-and I'll get back at them somehow. What does it mean to hate now everybody hates something true? TRUE! But to alleviate the...

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Skankin' Pickle - How Funk

Get inside Get inside Get inside that groove When I was a baby The funk came a knocking The cribs in my town All started rocking In the beginning as it is now If the answer is funk The question is how How funk? How...

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Skankin' Pickle - Hulk Hogan

When I was 15 years old I weighed only 96 lbs Then my PE teacher told me about anabolic steroids My body started to swell My penis didn't look too well After deep thought meditation I joined the Wrestling Federation...

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Skankin' Pickle - Hussein Skank

Saddam Hussein - are you a Swinger like Tarzan and Jane? Are you really that insane? Is there anything inside your Brain? Time to look away - it's time to Look away - far away It's time to look away - it's time To look...

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Skankin' Pickle - I Missed The Bus

I get at 5 o'clock to go to work at 9 o'clock. It takes me an hour to stick my hair up but why? Why do I always miss the bus? I missed the bus. I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again. Now...

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Skankin' Pickle - I'm In Love With A Girl Named Spike

There is a girl named Spike from DeGrassi High She had a baby when she was real young Her best friend is a skinhead chick She knows an Asian boy named Yick, Kateland, she is very chic But I'm still in love with a girl...

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Skankin' Pickle - Ice Cube, Korea Wants A Word With You

You threaten us by saying you'll beat our chop suey asses But chop suey is Chinese food that is eaten by the masses The least you could have done is got my country's food right Poolgoogie, jajamnim, chop che, goktoogie...

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Skankin' Pickle - It's Margaret Cho

Introducing Ms. Margaret Cho She's the Asian valley girl who's got much to show She kind of looks like Connie Chung But in her own slutty way It's Margaret Cho, it's Margaret Cho It's Margaret Cho, it's Margaret Cho...

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Skankin' Pickle - It's Not To Late

You can write a book, song, or poem, or paint a picture move away from mom getting used to new fixtures It's not too late It's not too late It's never, never...too late Catch a fish, fly a kite, protest nuclear reactors...

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Skankin' Pickle - It's Not Too Late

You can write a book, song, or poem, or paint a picture move away from mom getting used to new fixtures It's not too late It's not too late It's never, never...too late Catch a fish, fly a kite, protest nuclear reactors...