Тексты песен «Smosh»

so let me tell you how this all came to be I'm doin' this here rap for your safety so all you kids don't mess up like me and be disowned by your family so check it, this is how it all began I was chillin', eatin' some...

all i hear about is christmas spirit F--- that s--- man i don't wanna hear it Christmas as a box sucks and i fear it Not this time i'm not gonna be near it I need to find a way to get away from it all The mountains...

Now here's the thing about saying firetruck It starts F and it ends with UCK So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck You no longer have to exclaim "OH F**K" Hey look at that they just bleeped me Instead say...

his name is max and he's going to school He doesn't wear a helmet 'cause he's so cool He keeps his helmet on his bars Darts out randomly in front of cars Talks on his phone while rollin' down the street He even has a...

My BFF, there's nothing left, but memories and sadness. We used to be, oh so happy all giggles, goofs and gladness. Why did I have to try, to get that rent you pay? When all it did was make you mad and drove you far...

Yeah, my name is Link, man I'm more well known as Lil' Wayne Oh, you thought my name was Zelda? That's a F**king GIRL'S NAME! I saved the world like 15 times, I saved the princess from Demise, and I do it all alone...

You're playing games and need something to chew You're super hungry so what do I do? I PUT THAT MEAT IN YOUR MOUTH I PUT THAT MEAT IN YOUR MOUTH YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT WHEN I PUT THAT MEAT IN YOUR MOUTH UHHH you're out...

I'm the most Bad-ass mom You've ever seen If you Look at me funny I'll rip Out your spleen I'll crush Your face in my hands and Turn it into snow Then I'll make you do Chores at my house and Shovel up the dough OH!...

walkin' down the street and everybody's starin' Just jealous of what i'm wearin' Source: lybio.net That's right it's a fanny pack bitches Hot pink and matches my britches You're thinking "that guy's insane Damn what's...

Hi Ian! Hey Anthony. Did you hear about prom? Yes Ian, let's go to prom with hot girls. Great idea! But what if other people Don't know how to prom? Then let's show them how to prom with a tight rap! Great idea! Before...

it was the year 2005 and youtube had just begon so we decieded to make a video just for fun we lipsinked the pokemon theme we though it was alright but randomly some dick removed it random copyright pokemon you can go...

teleporting teleporting teleporting fat guy Teleporting teleporting teleporting fat guy I came back from time i got my power glove Burt reynolds stole it from me i got it back Teleporting fat guy He's teleporting and...

Transformers [x5] Robots in disguise I'll tell you bout one day when I was young I was flipping the through the channels when I saw something on Something 'bout robots that destroy each other It made me want to go blow...