Тексты песен «South Park»

Intro: Damien: Everybody fuck me! Mr. Mackey: Why do you want that Damien: Because I'm so fucking horney Mr Mackie: Uh huh! That's a good start. Why else? *music starts* *contains dialouge from episodes* Kyle: Oh my...

Damien: Everybody hates me! Mr. Mackey: why do you suppose that is? Damien: Because I'm the son of the devil! Mr. Mackey: Uh huh that's a good start, why else? Some Kid: Dude this is pretty fucked up right here!...

Damien: Everybody hates me! Mr.Mackey: Why do you suppose that is? Damien: Because I'm the son of the devil! Mr.Mackey: Uh huh that's a good start, why else? Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Kyle: You...

In 1986 the University of California Davis saw two of it's all time brightest stars, Dr Alphonse Mephesto and Dr Arnie Absucrepin. Dr Mephesto worked hard towards his theasis, his goal was to genetically duplicate the...

In 1986, the University of California Davis, sought two of the all-time brightest stars, Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Arny Abe Sacrabin, Dr. Mephesto worked hard toward his thesis, his goal was to genetically...

In 1986, the University of California Davis, sought two of the all-time brightest stars, Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Arny Abe Sacrabin, Dr. Mephesto worked hard toward his thesis, his goal was to genetically...

I heard there is no Christmas In the silly Middle East No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus They have different religious beliefs They believe in Muhammad And not in our holiday And so every December I go to the Middle...

(VERSE 1) uhh..will i see my homie cris there? he got smoked by some fool's who shouldn't be alive i'm tryin to cope but it's just so hard, dear god will i see him on the blvd? uhh can you tilt your hat to the side? if...

roll cadilacs never ly on raps smok killer herbs til mi lungs collapse lost 2 grand last nite shootin craps then i hit the rits and bought a few laughs just got a letter from mi old best friend doin 25 in the federal...

No hay manera de esplicar lo que siento mi corazon es una prision trataste de meder conmigo mataste una tentacion te quedaste judido y sorprendido soy rapero, maton, jugador, y bandito de ciudad a ciudad el mas querido,...

The Eyes of a Child, so innocent and pure A Child's heart is full of song Take their tiny hands, And lead them to the light As Adults we see the pain in the world, And sometimes it don't seem right. But through the...

verse 1 (yo nina,soda pop)you take the breath from me, make my life heavely, i can't believe the way the good lord is blessing me,one in a million mother of my children,me without you is like car with out engine,you...

[TALKING] They do tha yard in fuckin fifteen minutes I will kill you Na I will kill you first ha ha, Na if you kill me ill come back and I will kill you you aint gonna kill me, I will run and I will hide and you will...

Receptionist: Production. Sid Greenfield: It's Sid Greenfield for Matt or Trey. Receptionist: Hold on. Matt Stone: Hello. Sid: Trey. Matt: Uh, no, this is Matt. Sid: Matt, it-it's Sid Greenfield. Matt: Oh, hey, Sid,...

Jag akte ner till Stockholm och da fick jag se glansande Porschar och BMW men jag har en karra som ar battre enda det ar en Volvo 142. Och bilen den gar ut av helvete jag blaser om varenda BMW Dackerna spinner nar jag...

Stan: Theres a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by, Ohhh, the snows pure and white on the earth rich and brown, Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town. The sun is shining and...

Stan:There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deers just went running by! Oh the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown, just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain tooo! The sun is shining and...

(Stan,singing)There's a bunch of birds in the sky And some deers just went running by Oh the snows pure and white On the earth rich and brown Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town! The sun is shining...

Chef: Everything worked out. What a happy end!Americans and Canadians are friends again.So let's all join hands and knock oppression down! Chior: Good Lordy, I'm found! Stan, Kyle, Cartman: Don't you know our little...

Well, I guess that's about the end of my Christmas album Gosh, it was sure nice hanging out with y'all again! And I guess if there's just one thing I have left to say It would be this: Have yourself a merry little...