Тексты песен «South Park»


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South Park - The F-Word

I think I know the answer Mr. Garison Me mme mme me me mme mme Shut up fat boy! Hey! Don't call me fat you fuckin' Jew! Eric, did you just say the F-word? Jew? No. He's talkin' about fuck, You can't say fuck in school...

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South Park - The Lonely Jew On Christmas

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas My Friends won't let me join in any games.. And I can't sing Christmas songs Or decorate a Christmas tree.. Or leave water out for Rudolph Cos there's something wrong with me.. My...

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South Park - The Most Offensive Song Ever

Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping When Angel Gabriel appeared. He said, "you are to be the virgin mother," And Mary thought that was weird. [Mary said, "I'm not a virgin I blew a guy last year"] But then, Gabriel...

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South Park - The Rainbow

Many colours in the homo rainbow Don't be afraid to let your colors shine, shine Many colours in the homo rainbow Show me yours, I'm gonna show you mine, mine If you find a pot of gold Every little thing is gonna work...

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South Park - The System

[Verse 1] This Ones for those on the dead end street I hope one day I see yo benz creep hustlin hard to make all they ends meet S-P got the Bentley watch for the jealousy that most friends keep I used to be just like...

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South Park - Third Grade

remember how it use to be in the third grade we use to laugh & play & charash each day in the third grade we learned wounderous things from our teacher so nice sat on marshmellow desks with teddy bear smiles--the world...

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South Park - Throw Away Gats

[south park mexican] Personly, I feel my people is cursed to be Ridas till eternity My enemies tryna murder Hot as an enfernity But I clocked my doe verbaly Curently I push a benz out of germany Tryna stay alive till...

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South Park - Thug Girl

f/ Low-G, Pimpstress First Verse: [ Low- G] Course (SPM f/ Low-G) Thug Girl Thuuuuuuuuuug Girl , (Thug Girl) Thug Girl Thug Girl Thuuuuuuuuuug Girl , (Thug Girl) It's me Low-G sagaterious Girl Girl ,...

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South Park - Time Is Money

(bailiff) Order in the court! (judge) The courtroom asks carlos coy to step up to the witness stand. Do you swear to tell the truth, nothing but the truth, so help you god? (spm) Yeah First...

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South Park - Tonight Is Right For Love

Tonight is Right For Love.. You know I wanna touch you where the lights don't go Tonight is Right For Love.. with Meredith Baxter Burney. Expressing love so sweet.. I'll keep you burning like a dog in heat Tonight is...

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South Park - Towile Quotes

Don't forget to bring a towel What? When you get out of the water you need to dry off right away to Avoid cetchen a cold. That's why Towlie says "Don't forget to bring a towel" Okay? Thanks Towlie You wanna get high?...

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South Park - Trick Daddy - Shut Yo Face (Uncle Fucka)

Hey, hey ugh Slip-n-slide, niggas.. Uncle fucka whatcha say? MOTHERFUCKER! Shut yo fucking face! Uncle fucka whatcha say? MOTHERFUCKER! Shut yo fucking face! Everybody wanna be the big boy Sling king with the biggest...

313

South Park - Twice Last Night

We did it twice last night And once in the morning (2x) (spm) I pulled out my jimmy from a cracker jack box The bullet proof vest blocking all my cum shots I got one in london and her name is regina Then...

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South Park - Uncle F-Ka

Shut your fucking face,Uncle fucka.. You're a cock sucking,ass licking,Uncle fucka You're an uncle fucka,yes it's true.. Nobody fucks uncle quite like you! Shut your fucking face uncle fucka.. You're the one that fucked...

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South Park - Uncle Fucka

Terrance: Shut your f***ing face uncle ****a You're a cock sucking a$$ licking uncle ****a You're an uncle ****a, yes it's true Nobody f***s uncles quite like you Phillip: Shut your ****ing face uncle ****a You're the...

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South Park - Uncle Fucka (Rap Version)

Shut your fucking face uncle fu-uh Your a boner biting bastard uncle fu-cka-a-a I thought I told you that we won't stop, thought I told you that we won't stop! Shut your fucking face uncle fu-uh Your a cock-sucking ass...

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South Park - Uncle Fucker

- Laughter - Ah, you shit face cock master. (Wow, shit face cock master) Listen, you donkey raping shit eater (Donkey raping shit eater) (Baby's voice) Donkey raping shit eater You'd fuck your uncle. (You'd fuck your...

318

South Park - Up There

huhhh Sometimes I think When I look up real high That there's such a big world up there I'd like to give it a try But then I sink Cos it's here I'm suppossed to stay But I get so lonely down here Tell me why does it...

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South Park - Valley

[1] - I'm going to the valley el valle por halle I know a place on the Boystown its trip Straight to the spot where the mexicans hold tons Down in Mexico where the girls just strip But me I'm a pimp let them hoes keep...

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South Park - Violent Femmes - I Swear It (I Can Change)

Some people say that I'm a bad guy They may be right, They may be wrong But it's not as if I don't try, I just mess up And I go wrong But I can change, I can change, I can learn to keep my promises I swear it Open up...