Тексты песен «Squids»

Claude is a virgin And he's 25 years old And he's afraid he's gonna die a virgin So I told him to get a hooker And that's exactly what he did Claude got a hooker For a hundred and fifty bucks And she came over to his...

I'm gonna kill you for cutting my hair like that I came in here looking like this And I'm leaving here looking like that How did you get a job here anyway How do you expect me to walk down the street My hair looks like...

Dirt by The Squids Lyrics by Joey Spatafora Music by Latour Hello Everyone I'm stuck on an island And the only thing to eat around here Is Dirt! Dirt! Dirt! Dirt! Dirt! Dirt! Dirt! Dirt! Some of you people might think...

Dumb Books by The Squids Lyrics by Joey Spatafora Music by Latour Who keeps sending me dumb books? I got about 50 dumb books You can't even read these dumb books I did not join the dumb book club of the month you know...

Don't tell me to turn my stereo down When you hear my music on You should be dancing And be real happy that you live next door to a guy Who likes to hear really good music Like The Rolling Stones and "103.5 The Blaze"...

Lou's In The House Music by LaTour Lyrics by Joey Spatafora Performed by The Squids Billy Barty had a party Everyone was there Claude brought all of his friends And they promised that they wouldn't steal nothing We...

So you wanna know What I got your baby for his birthday These things are great I know he's gonna like it It's a rubber band shooter gun It's a rubber band shooter gun It's a rubber band shooter gun It's a rubber band...

The Squids lyrics for Snack Cakes By The Squids (LaTour/Spatafora) Snack Cakes, do you wanna do something tonight? Just come down to the city, get in a cab, it's only fifty cents a ride Oh Snack Cakes, the first day...

The Greatest Film Actress Written by LaTour and Joey Spatafora Performed by The Squids The greatest film actress of all-time Is of course Samantha Strong Because she's in just about every movie that you see When you go...

1-2-3-4 fuck you, I can play the harmonica Fuck you, listen to me play Never took a lesson, got it today Never took a lesson, listen to me play It was a gift It was a present From my uncle Gooner Who can kill a...

Weeeee!! A KISS Concert!! (From "The Good Food Guy And The Dog Too King" movie soundtrack) Written by Latour and Joey Spatafora Performed by The Squids Wee! Wee! Yea! Yea! I'm having a Kiss concert In my...