Тексты песен «Starbomb»

[Glass Joe (Danny Sexbang):] Bonjour! Hello! My name is Glass Joe I'm ze toughest French boxer zat you're ever gonna know I'll score a TKO then drink a fine Bordeaux And flatten all my opponents like croissant dough I...

[Kratos (Egoraptor):] I am Kratos, The Destroyer I'm the harbringer of death All of the Gods tremble before me As they draw their final breath In my first twelve games, I murdered every Lord the earth has seen Now what...

There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space And she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face Her name was Samus Aran and she would destroy metroids When she wasn't totally pissed she was extremely...

[Egoraptor:] It was a beautiful day, and everyone was excited There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited Luigi stood up and said, [Luigi (Danny Sexbang):] Listen, everyone, I love you guys You are my...

[Danny Sexbang:] Hey kids, would you like to hear a fun story about Sonic and Tails? (Eat a dick!) Great! Here we go! [Danny / Sonic:] Sonic the Hedgehog, hero to all When the world needed saving, he would answer the...

[Link (Egoraptor):] "Aw yeah It's me, Link again, baby That's right I'm back! Last time I quested for Zelda I got a little off track But now my confidence is at an all-time high Because Navi just anointed me the 'Hero...