Тексты песен «Steel Panther»

Have sex (yeah!) With every female of the species he say The end is near (yeah!) So don't you worry about the hiv Get drunk (yeah!) Till you puke all over the floor We're gonna die tomorrow So let's get hammered like...

Ho ho ho! Santa's gettin' ripped and he's lost some weight He's on a low-carb diet and he's lookin' great He's got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve! He...

every girl in the world has feminine needs every day of the month a vagina bleeds every man has balls filled with his seed seeking out every hole is vagina greed she didn't want to disappointment me she couldn't bear...

I met you down at the Seventh Veil The first night that I got out of jail Your lips were red and your skin was pale You were the one that I wanted to nail Yeah. I asked you for a table dance You came over and put your...

Flip them burgers man! Strike one, I saw you winking at my friends, I'll poke your damn eye so you'll never wink again, you'll never wink again, Strike two, you touched my damn iPhone, My other bitches call and...

Why in a world of ugly faces Should I, be allowed to be so hot So many people without talent Yet I was born with all the magical gifts I got. The perfect body, the perfect face It's like god's best work all in one...

(Are you ready baby) (oooh) (ahh yeah) Extra Extra read all about it I wanna show you guys something new Now If your having trouble just getting a boner Here's something cool that'll work for you It's way better than a...

So you're big and kinda hairy Like a monkey at the zoo I don't care if you're a monkey With an ass that's red and blue Cause I'm gonna fuck you doggy-style The way chihuahua's do But I got one request That I just have...