Тексты песен «Straight Outta Junior High»

I'm not much into all the shit she has to say. I think I'll put my head into the microwave, And rig it up so it turns on and it fries my brain. As the skin melts off my face then I could refrain From being fucking...

Been a long time I've been running, By your house to see if you're home. Car in the drive,but there's no lights on. Been a long time I've been callin, But you won't pick up your phone I hate your goddamn call id...

You call me up everyday, Go away because I don't know you now. We broke up, you said I'm gay, Go away because I don't know you now. There are things in life that really make me nauseous, You're one of those. I'd rather...

Let's go! So you found someone new, Someone who doesn't eat glue. He's got a snake in his pants, And does that dumb dry-hump dance. He's got a really nice car, And spends his life at the bar. He's got a Chi Phi tattoo,...

If Britney is a virgin, then Im the King of Spain, And Christina looks like a poodle that isn't potty trained. Whitney was gonna sing a song, but she got too high. Cuz divas are skanks, divas are skanks, divas are...

Girlfriend I wouldn't care if you smelled like cat piss Id still think you were great. Thank you for bailing me out of jail Because last night I made a few mistakes. Girlfriend you don't care if I haven't showered and I...

Konichi wa! Mitsubishi, Kamikazee, Wasabi, Sony, Kristi Yamaguchi, Donkey Kong, Kawasaki, Rice-a-Roni, Sushi, Kathie Lee, Tsunami, Karate, Cheech and Chong Nintendo, Mojo Jojo Tae Kwan Do,...

It's been a long day sacking groceries at the hinky dinky store. All the old ladies are mean, I don't want to do this anymore, But If i got home, and tell my mom I don't have a job, She's gonna make me move into a...

I think that she's so cool, but she thinks that I'm lame, Ever since she found this out it's always been the same. She laughs at all my dumb jokes and she'll sit down next to me, But there's no hope because I know that...

You're such a slut. The past three months were full of lies and broken trust. Now I give up, no need to wallow in your disrespect And Im bored of lies. You think that I'm another dickhead. When I see you cry I laugh...

People say I'm a joker, but I'm playing king. People say that I'm a fuck, but that don't mean a thing. Why is there a barcode stuck to my forehead? Why do people give a fuck what other people said? I'm so disgusted with...

Jenny and I really hate your guts. We can not believe you're such a slut. Jenny got tears in her eyes, I got pissed and you know why. You were getting it on with her dad. Jenny and I decided that we, We don't need this...

I know you're the girl on TV, But I can't see why you're not with me. I know we'll be together soon. We will spend our life together I'll be with you now and forever, Although you have three names, not two. I know what...

Expect then delay and expect the worse to happen. Delaying the outcome contols the risk of crashing out. (Chorus) I don'tknow what is wrong, but I know there's something more to me What do you want? What do you want...

She doesnt't't like me well never get married. She doesnt't't like me well never have kids. She doesnt't't like me that's why she always tells me Maybe we should just be friends. She doesnt't't like me, my arms are too...

Do you remember when, When everything was so simple and fun back then? But now the times have changed. Now you're pissed off at me almost everyday. You sold me out and I don't understand why you turned your back to me...

I'm sitting on the floor, Looking at the world through a picture window. I see a pretty girl, she walking by I decide to follow. I run out through the door, Couldn't wait no more tap her on the shoulder. She is pretty...

I'll build a home out of styrofoam, CFC's smell awfully good to me. When it burns down, I won't frown, I don't have any nice shit anyway. I'll throw out trash on the freeway, In two more days it will be nice and clean...

Im not a superhero, Ill never fly through your window or crash through walls cuz you say so. Im not an evil genius, I never meant to play mind games or tried to fuck up everything. Im through with you, Im through with...

Kick it! I gave props to the Beastie Boys while we were making out, It was my favorite song by them. You told me I do not care, I promise you that "I do I swear, It's just Paul Revere, and I can't concentrate." This is...