Тексты песен «Surf Punks»

There's a place where we all know Where all the Valleys go It's not hard to reach Beer Can Beach All the chicks look really nice But their hair is full of lice Something smells like fish On Beer Can Beach If you want...

Too big, too big for her top When are those strings gonna pop Distracting all the surfers They forget about the tubes No time for waves Let's talk about those boobs You just can't miss her When she's coming your way...

The beach is nothing but a bird bathroom Watch out! The ocean's nothing but a fish toilet Watch out! Watch out for those flyers in the sky Something might just drop into your eye Yuck This is the hottest jam I've...

I, I can't get a tan I'm not a man Even though I drive a van Still can't get a tan I've used cocoa butter, tanning oil, even ultra-ban Sunlamps, microwave, General Electric's greatest fan Can't get a tan, etc. Girls...

I live for the sun Because it makes fun Pretty girls with their guys Such a love you can't buy And baby, we all live for the sun Go! Sun sun sun We-e-oooooh Listen listen Bud Don't be, don't be a dud Take your...

This is a factual letter from Hawaii. The names of the spots have been changed to protect the locals. Howzit, bruddah? Peter and I went out to Hana Bay last Wednesday.It was a perfect 6 foot down the line and crowded...

Sand's too hot Water's too cold Guy's too young Girl's too old Surf's too bug and gnarly (for me) I go into the water My body just gets numb I stepped on a shark Boy that thing was dumb Can someone tell me why that

My beach My chicks My waves Go home Go home My sun My sand My surf Go home Go home Go home Go home Go home Go home Get...

This is my wave baby Don't cut me off Dropping down left Eat the rocks My waves baby Gonna break your face Go back to the valley And don't come back My waves baby Gonna break your face Go back to the...

Now that surfing's caught on There's less waves to go around I'm a fool to stay in town A fool to stay in town Now it's the goons in the water That are bringing on a slaughter Gonna be a punch out at malibu A punch out...

Though we gotta say goodbye for the summer Darling, I promise you this I'll send you all my love everyday in a letter Sealed with a kiss Guess it's gonna be a cold, lonely summer But I'll feel the emptiness I send you...

If you ride the waves as much as me You gotta get your trip together early Hop in the combi, head up the coast Check out the spots that you love the most If you're lucky and the waves are up You gotta get them for...

Somebody ripped my stick That guy must be a prick I guess I finally ran out of luck If I ever find him he's gonna get fucked That board was really fine Got it in Hawai'I it was one of da kine Got me out of trouble, it...

All right! Out of the water! Cut your hair! No talking! All right you fish! Fall in! Stand up straight! Yes sir Suck in that gut! Yes sir Look sharp, surfer! Yes sir You're in the army now!...

Forget about the surf You gotta know that it's royal Scooping up the ones With the suntan oil Only one thing better than the beach and the curls Teenage girls Teenage girls - we like em a lot Teenage girls - don't you...

Watch out for the dummies Here they come They come out on weekends Boy are they dumb Look out for the dummies There's a million and more They'll rip off your spot They think they're hot - totally Dummies to the...

OK Walk the nose Trim a little Hang your toes In the middle Kick out baba Can't get no ding Paddle on out Just doing my thing Surf tomorrow Surf's up, they say Surf tomorrow Surf's up, they say Got...

Here come the surfmen Pouring out of vans Walking on the water Seaweed in their hands No one escapes them Dropping in and out Clogging up the sea lanes That's what it's all about Here come the surfmen...