Тексты песен «Tim Hawkins»


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Tim Hawkins - I Don't Drink Beer

When I'm out driving in my car I like to be able to Steer So I don't drink beer When I try to communicate I want for my words to be clear So I don't drink beer I don't drink beer 'Cus it doesn't make me feel well...

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Tim Hawkins - I'm A Christian

I'm not the same Was ready for a change Everyday. My life was waisting away I was in a place Where my future looked so cold I needed the light And I felt so all alone I'm a Christian Narrow road I ride And Jesus Gave...

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Tim Hawkins - I'm Getting Old

Jello again, Jello I always eat Jello I love that jiggy thing You do You make my heart race Then my face Jello these lyrics are submitted by FF5...

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Tim Hawkins - I'm Not Gonna Buy You An Iphone

I'm not gonna buy you an iPhone Cause you asked for it, like you need one you don't I'm not gonna buy you an iPhone you're insane if you think i'll pay for it so be on your way i'm not gonna listen, go away your...

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Tim Hawkins - I'm Yours Parody

Oh, I found something under your bed I felt it An old bologna sandwich and some cheese that had melted It fell right through the crack And the smell is getting bad We'll get a paper towel and some Febreeze Open up a...

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Tim Hawkins - Imagine Parody

Imagine there's no traffic no construction zones no driving slow in the fast lanes while talking on Cell phones Imagine all the people, driving like they had a brain Whoooo hooooo..... Imagine kids not whining no...

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Tim Hawkins - Irritating

(Spoken:) "Uh-huh" "Goes like this" "Uh-huh" "That's just the way it is" "Uh-huh" "Hey, hey - why does my voice sound like this?" "Yeah, you... can you make it sound normal again, please?"

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Tim Hawkins - Krispy Kreme

Krispy Kreme, Krispy Kreme is what i long for Krispy Kreme is what i need Krispy Kreme, Krispy Kreme is what i want to eat Take some dough...and form it add some glaze...and want it chew it up...transform it oh...

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Tim Hawkins - My Name Is Bob

I got an apartment, I think you know. but the rent was just to high to pay, so I got a room mate, I didn't know, and he moved his stuff in yesterday, When he walked in, oooooh, He said to me, My name's Bob and I'm a...

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Tim Hawkins - My Son

My son got mad 'cause I worked all the time He grew up to be a jerk Just like me The cat's in the cradle I see a silver moon And a lot of poetic stuff these lyrics are submitted by FF5...

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Tim Hawkins - Old White Man

black socks, no shoes chugging can of Mountain Dew t-shirt, box of shorts on a Lazy-boy watching sports and eating cheetos just as fast as I can might as well face it I'm an old white man work hard, pay the bills call...

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Tim Hawkins - Parents Rock, Pt. 1

I'm not going to buy you an Iphone Cause you asked for it Like you need one -- you dont I'm not going to buy you and Iphone You're insain if you think I'll pay for it So be on your way I'm not going to listen, go away...

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Tim Hawkins - Pretty Pink Tractor

Well my old John Deere finally broke down Used it every day, drove it into the ground So I went to get a new one way uptown But I was out of luck cause they were all out So I found a used tractor in French List There...

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Tim Hawkins - Shave

Take out all your trimming scissors every little skincare products do something about your body cause you be lookin like a hobbit Chorus: shave what you need to shave shave what you need to shave shave what you need to...

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Tim Hawkins - Spoof

Just the other day some dude asked me where I'm gonna spend eternity He said I didn't know my future was wack so he opened up the holy book and showed me that F-R-E-E that spells 'free' salvation for you and me says...

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Tim Hawkins - The Eagles

On a dark, country highway Cool wind in your hair Warm smell of a corn dog Rising up through the air You see a sign in the distance that says, "We Are Open All Day" And if you walk up to the entrance that's where...

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Tim Hawkins - The First Song I Wrote To My Wife

I've been watchin you for a long, long time And you just see right through me And I can't seem to get you off my mind You don't know what it's doin to me I've got your pictures spread out all over my walls I'm the one...

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Tim Hawkins - The Gambler

On a warm Summer's ev'nin' A man who played cards well He died at the table And I won all his money these lyrics are submitted by FF5...

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Tim Hawkins - The Government Can

(Hey everybody! Gather 'round! I'm here to give you anything you like! You want free college, money, mortages?! Whatever you like! You have come to the right place! Why? I'll tell you why!) Who can take your money?...

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Tim Hawkins - They Took Our Worship Songs

Ford, I lift Your name on high Ford, I love to sing Your praises I'm so glad you 4 wheel drive I'm so glad your fuel injected My dodge, is an awesome dodge, it is! With tires, power, & gas! Our dodge is an awesome...