Тексты песен «Tism»


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Tism - (He'll Never Be An) Old Man River

I'm on the drug, I'm on the drug I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix I saw his body thrashing 'round I saw his pulse rate going down I saw him in compulsive throws I said "I'll have one of those" Hilary had,...

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Tism - (There's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite

She slagged Helen Garner, he said "You're right" He shook his dreadlocks and condemned Wayne Carey She offered him tofu; both were quite hairy - There's gonna be sex tonight Interval at the theatre - they both hit it...

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Tism - A Faceful Of Diverta Menti

Life is like cum, you gag but you swallow When it goes down your windpipe and comes out tomorrow. Oh! Never forget that you'll never remember My name once your lip's off my member. Remember the days when you were a lad,...

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Tism - Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'don't

Got my money in my pocket; Got my car keys in my hand; Got my copy of Das Kapital; Gonna go down the library. Got my amps up on full; Got my guitar on my hips; Got my kettle on the boil; Gonna make a nice hot cuppa. Got...

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Tism - Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'don't Walk'

Got my money in my pocket; Got my car keys in my hand; Got my copy of Das Kapital; Gonna go down the library. Got my amps up on full; Got my guitar on my hips; Got my kettle on the boil; Gonna make a nice hot cuppa. Got...

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Tism - Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'don'ta

Got my money in my pocket; Got my car keys in my hand; Got my copy of Das Kapital; Gonna go down the library. Got my amps up on full; Got my guitar on my hips; Got my kettle on the boil; Gonna make a nice hot cuppa. Got...

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Tism - Been Caught Wankin'

Your mother gives the bathroom door A final and desperate yankin' - I been caught wankin' "What's taking so long?!" she'd implore 'Cept here's something she's not seen before Oh man, you been caught wankin' I been...

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Tism - Denial Works For Me

Life is full of problems And here's the remedy Denial works for me (denial works for me) There's a freight train coming Loaded with anxiety You're tied to the tracks - don't worry (denial works for me) Flood, famine,...

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Tism - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

Everyone else has had more sex than me ohhh ohhh Everyone else has had more sex than me ohhh ohhh Everyone else has had more sex than me Does anyone else get that feeling? Teenagers, naked, couples in threes;...

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Tism - Great Expectorations

Life is full of problems And here's the remedy Denial works for me (denial works for me) There's a freight train coming Loaded with anxiety You're tied to the tracks - don't worry (denial works for me) Flood, famine,...

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Tism - Greg! The Stop Sign

Ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba, Ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba, Ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba, Ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba, The guy who slagged the football team, Those yobs were not for him, He turns into a real estate agent, Who...

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Tism - Julius Seizure (Act Iii Scene Ii Verses 73-118)

Second Plebian: Peace! Let us hear what Anthony can say. Anthony: You gentle Romans- All: Peace, ho! Let us hear him. Anthony: I come to praise, not to bury, the shoddy and the rooted - To lament for the passing of...

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Tism - Saturday Night Palsy

I don't want to live and I don't want to die I want to shove a red-hot poker through the eye I want it to shine and I want it to rain I want to get hit by a freight train. Chorus: Be-bop-a-lula-a-lom-bam-balsy I think...

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Tism - Sex Tonite

She slagged Helen Garner, he said "You're right" He shook his dreadlocks and condemned Wayne Carey She offered him tofu; both were quite hairy - There's gonna be sex tonight Interval at the theatre - they both hit it...

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Tism - The Last Australian Guitar Here.

In a tiny inner-city pub, the amps were being stacked Leads were getting wound up, it was full of pissed anzacs Got no more gigs for tuesday nights, said the barman to the star We're putting pokies in the lounge and...

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Tism - The Last Australian Guitar Hero

In a tiny inner-city pub, the amps were being stacked Leads were getting wound up, it was full of pissed anzacs Got no more gigs for tuesday nights, said the barman to the star We're putting pokies in the lounge and...

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Tism - The Parable Of Glenn Mcgrath's Haircut

My mate Roger got a girl pregnant when he was fourteen. He was so shit = scared he told me, and when he said that her dad was a cop I thought he was joking. I told him he's got to = tell someone, and so he went and told...

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Tism - Thunderbirds Are Coming Out

Thunderbirds Are Coming Out - TISM I was my parents' puppet till my teenage years When I rebelled and swapped them for my peers I used to sit for hours all alone Without an opinion to call my own I had to keep this...

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Tism - Whatareya

You're a yob or you're a wanker - Take your fucking choice So who is your favourite genius James Hird or James Joyce? You ever seen a live performance? Join the wanker club You thought I meant table top dancing? You're...

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Tism - Yob

If its different, punch If its lager, lunch If it moves, root If it quacks, shoot If its mates, protect If its wife, neglect If its wages, bet If its vicious, pet If its American, ape If its a blonde, gape If its boobs,...