Тексты песен «Toilet Bowl Cleaners»

Well, he dines with the leaders of foreign countries And he eats all kinds of exotic foods And it doesn't always sit well in his stomach And he doesn't want to be rude By getting up from the table and going to the...

Before he sings his songs, he sings his name For everybody in the world to hear And I bet he does the same Before lettin' some poop fall out of his rear He says, "Jason Derulo's about to do a little poo, yo" He wants...

She's an Oscar-winning pretty woman She's America's sweetheart But just like everybody else on Earth Julia Roberts farts Julia Roberts farts Yes, she does When she received her Academy Award Oh, she looked so cute And...

She's an actress, she's a singer She's America's sweetheart Let me tell you a secret Miley Cyrus farts Yes, I know it's shocking And it's sad, but it is true Every day she farts out gas and sometimes she goes poo...

She's got a great body And a beautiful face But still she's got to excrete her waste "It can't be true", lots of smitten men think But when she comes out of the bathroom She leaves behind a really big stink Natalie...

She's so pretty and she's so great Acting in movies singing songs by Tom Waits She is the woman of so many men's dreams Sometimes she releases stinky steam (Oh where, oh where is that stench coming from?) It's coming...

Her name is Zooey Deschanel She's an indie goddess Imagine her on the toilet Isn't that the oddest? No one that pretty ever has to go number two Number two, number two, number two She's a gorgeous actress and she also...