Тексты песен «Tom Green»

[singing with beat] Check it out, yeah Don't mess with a man, right after he takes a big poo-poo, It's not the time to be dramatic, right after he takes a big poo-poo, You gotta watch what you say; right after a man...

dustpan, dustpan, garbagecan, garbagecan, watercan, watercan, dustpan, garbagecan, the watercan, the flowerpot, the flowerpot, the flowerpot, laundrybasket, laundrybasket, Laundrybasket, LAUNDRYBASKET! LAUNDRY BASKET!...

Hey kids feel your balls So you don't get Cancer Hey kids feel your balls So you don't get cancer Feel your balls Squeeze your balls Tease your balls Please your balls Early detection is the key Rub your balls...

Dust Pan Dust Pan Garbage Can Garbage Can Water Can Water Can Dust pan Garbage Can The Water Can The Flowered Rug The Flowered Rug The Flowered Rug Laundry Basket Laundry Basket Laundry...

OH OH OH !(squishy sound) Sitting in my house and i know i'm alone, Feeling kind'a horny got a tingle in my bone Going grab a penthouse its the one with Sharron Stone, HEY MASTURBATOR! I go a little faster and...

We got the humplik The crazy humplik We got a humplik The glenn tha humplik The crazy humplik The glenn tha humplik The glenn tha humplik The glenn tha humplik The crazy humplik Youll make you run kick Enough to make...

I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good good boy, I'm a good good boy, look at me, look at me, I'm a good boy. I'm a nice boy, I do things that are really nice. That's why they call me a nice boy,...

If I was chicken I''d cluckity cluck, but because I'm not chicken I don't give a fuck! I bend over take a shit on the kitchen floor, everybody starts clapping shouting for more. So I go and take a piss on my grandma's...

My bum is on the rail bum is on the rail Look at Me!! My bum is on the rail My bum is on a man Bum is on a man It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man My bum is on the step Bum is on the step Don't fall down the step...

So what you wanna do, what you gonna wanna say? When I bust a rap in an old school way. I rock it when you hit the club to the break of day. Don't come a-knockin' if ya don't wanna play. And if ya wanna play well you...

My bum is on the rail Bum is on the rail Look at me my bum is on the rail! My bum is on the man Bum is on the man It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man! My bum is on the step Bum is on the step Don't fall down...

Check! Check! I saw Bill Clinton at the four seasons, talking to Mick Jagger, for god knows what reason, And over to my left, I'm checking Queen Latifah having some type of business brunch with her people, I get the...

"Mutton dagger, Ol' blind Bob, Hanging Johnny, Fishing rod, Tally wacker, Pocket rocket, One eyed trouser trout, Ding dong, Ankle spanker, Pork sword, Engine cranker, Hairy hot dog, Davy Crockett, LET...

Mutton dagger, Old blind Bob, Hanging Johnny, Fishing rod, Tally wacker, Pocket rocket, One eyed trouser trout, Ding dong, Ankle spanker, Pork sword, Engine cranker, Hairy hot dog, Davy Cockett, LET THEM...

I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill, I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill, I'm gonna throw the piggy off I'm gonna throw the piggy off I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill. I'm gonna throw the piggy off the...

Okay! This is going out to all of my teachers from elementary school, to middle school, all the way up to middle school and college. I wanna say thank you for the knowledge, thank you for teaching me everything there is...

My Bum is on the rail My Bum is on the rail Look at me My bum is on the rail My Bum is on the step The Bum Bum step Watch I don't fall or I'll hurt my bum It's not very fun When you fall down and hurt your bum I...

My bum is on the rail Bum is on the rail Look at me my bum is on the rail! My bum is on the man Bum is on the man It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man! My bum is on the step Bum is on the step Don't fall down...

Tiny salmon swimming in a stream. Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream The minor bird says ahh a ahhhh The chimpanze says eiii eii eiiii eiiiii The friendly owl says whoooo who whoooo But the salmon can only say...

Tiny salmon swimming in a stream, Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream. The Myna Bird says ahhh ah ahhh, The chimpanzee says ayeeee, The friendly owl says whoooo who whoooo, But the salmon can only say blooo blooo...